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6/26/2025, 6:32:44 AM
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>POV: You are Cedric
>30+ yr old failed sorcerer, hugless kissless virgin
>everyone has made fun of you ever since you were a little kid and after all these years they show no signs of stopping
>all your childhood friends are married with children
>your sister (who also hates you) is married with a kid
>you're 99% sure that the only reason you're still employed as the kingdom's sorcerer is so everyone (including the king) can mock you on a daily basis
>you contemplate suicide every hour of every day
>suddenly the king gets married to yet another woman
>"great I'm sure he's gonna rub it in my face like everything else"
>the new queen apparently has a child already
>in order to win over her affection, the king gives his stepdaughter a gorgeous, jeweled necklace
>you happen to see her wearing it one day as she passes you in the hall
>"wait, haven't I seen that somewhere before?"
>you go back to your disgusting cramped wizard cave and sift through a grimoire
>turns out the necklace is a super powerful magical artifact called the "Amulet of Avalor" that had been hidden away for time immemorial
>"oh shit, I need to steal that thing asap!"
>you try to steal it
>you fail
>you try again
>you fail again
>third time's the charm
>nope, third consecutive failure
>you can't even accomplish a simple task like stealing a necklace from an elementary school-aged girl
>you are literally on the verge of suicide, about to pull the trigger
>suddenly you hear a knock at the door
>it's the king's stepdaughter, Sofia
>the amulet hanging around her neck seems to taunt you with every glimmer
>"Oh hi Mr. Seedric. Can you please help me learn this spell for magic class?"
>the bitch not only taunts you with the amulet, but she has the audacity to mispronounce your name time after time
>well, maybe you can manage to steal it while she has her guard down
>you postpone your suicide and make her your apprentice temporarily
[Part 1 of 2]
>POV: You are Cedric
>30+ yr old failed sorcerer, hugless kissless virgin
>everyone has made fun of you ever since you were a little kid and after all these years they show no signs of stopping
>all your childhood friends are married with children
>your sister (who also hates you) is married with a kid
>you're 99% sure that the only reason you're still employed as the kingdom's sorcerer is so everyone (including the king) can mock you on a daily basis
>you contemplate suicide every hour of every day
>suddenly the king gets married to yet another woman
>"great I'm sure he's gonna rub it in my face like everything else"
>the new queen apparently has a child already
>in order to win over her affection, the king gives his stepdaughter a gorgeous, jeweled necklace
>you happen to see her wearing it one day as she passes you in the hall
>"wait, haven't I seen that somewhere before?"
>you go back to your disgusting cramped wizard cave and sift through a grimoire
>turns out the necklace is a super powerful magical artifact called the "Amulet of Avalor" that had been hidden away for time immemorial
>"oh shit, I need to steal that thing asap!"
>you try to steal it
>you fail
>you try again
>you fail again
>third time's the charm
>nope, third consecutive failure
>you can't even accomplish a simple task like stealing a necklace from an elementary school-aged girl
>you are literally on the verge of suicide, about to pull the trigger
>suddenly you hear a knock at the door
>it's the king's stepdaughter, Sofia
>the amulet hanging around her neck seems to taunt you with every glimmer
>"Oh hi Mr. Seedric. Can you please help me learn this spell for magic class?"
>the bitch not only taunts you with the amulet, but she has the audacity to mispronounce your name time after time
>well, maybe you can manage to steal it while she has her guard down
>you postpone your suicide and make her your apprentice temporarily
[Part 1 of 2]
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