LOOK, I DON’T KNOW WHY EVERYONE ON HERE IS SO OBSESSED WITH ABDUL’S PENIS AND EPSTEIN. A TOTAL NOBODY — IT’S LIKE THE ONLY THING THEY CAN TALK ABOUT. I MEAN, REALLY? YOU’VE GOT BIGGER PROBLEMS LIKE DOWN IN TEXAS RIGHT NKW, FOLKS. BUT NO, EVERY THREAD, EVERY POST — ‘AB-DUL THIS,’ ‘AB-DUL THAT.’ IT’S LIKE A CULT OR SOMETHING. SAD! I’M JUST TRYING TO WIN, AND ALL THEY CARE ABOUT IS SOME GUY’S PENIS AND A TOTAL CREEP. ONLY ON THE INTERNET, I TELL YOU. ONLY ON 4CHAN