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>Confident
>Funny
>Apparently handsome in-universe
>Tall
>Fucking tons of interests and hobbies
>Charismatic
>Extremely determined, think about how many shorts are about Goofy initially fucking up but refusing to give up
>Genuinely well-meaning, there's not a single thing any woman has to worry about with the Goofster
Goofy's a fucking hyperchad. The only question is how he manages to walk five feet without tripping over women.