Types of Player/Kris relationships I've observed:
>Type A: The Step Parent
"Kris, I know you're passing through a tough moment. I get it, really, it's hard enough being a teenager and dealing with your emotions and other people your age, then you add divorced parents, a traumatic event in your past, and whatever is going on with those calls. But I want you to know I'm here for you. I don't know if you got intimidated into it or just made a mistake, but please, trust me, we can fix this."

>Type B: The Narcissist
"Fucking take me out of your damn body, do you? Fucking ruin my plans, huh? I'M GONNA FUCK YOU UP. You are the enemy! You are scum! If I had gotten my goddamn vessel, you wouldn't even matter at all! First change I get I'm turning all of your friends against you, and then they'll love ME. ME!"

>Type C: The Shipper
"Ok Kris here's the plan. Susie and Noelle are gonna be at the festival, and the name of the game is making both of them realize they're in love with you. Come on don't give me that look, you know you're worth it. So you need to take the dialogue options I tell you to, trust me I've got this calculated, if we get this correct you might even be in time to dash into Castletown and have a Kralsei moment. What? No, of course I'm not letting you solve your own relationships on your own, I know what's best for you and you're not good enough to get them by your own means. Hmmm, I think I know how I can get you to score with Berdly as well too... what's with THAT look now? Sheesh."

>Type D: The Dunning-Kruger
"I don't get it Kris, how are you so fucking stupid? Why aren't you getting that doing what you're doing will cause the Roaring? Why did Toby Fox saddle me with such a braindead protagonist? Fuck, and it'd be so easy to just simply tell Susie and Ralsei about everything. Hell, why aren't you telling your dad about the dark worlds? It'd solve everything! Literally overnight! Even Susie could do it! Why is this game so stupid and badly written?!"