Any Guruchads from the Horde would be up for a long term cucking erp with me (human ret pala) and my gf (human priest) and you as a bull (orc preferably) when the server finally works?

How it would work? For example I'm going to let you know (on discord) in what pvp zone we are at the moment and you have to find us and gank us, if you can defeat me 1v1 she's all yours and we can then switch to discord for a separate chat (you, my gf and me) where she begs you to spare me.