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6/22/2025, 8:25:43 PM
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Pauline had been MIA for like 40 years before showing back again in Odyssey and you think they'd imply that during this time Mario had a kid? Or that he fucked Pauline in New Dong City when the camera wasn't on him and immediately went after Peach? There's no scenario in which Mario isn't a deadbeat.
Plus you really think Nintendo wants you thinking of how Mario has sex? Does he do a triple jump before landing for a mighty thrust? Does he YAHOO when he cums?
Nah. At most, if this is Pauline Jr. rather than a prequel to OG Donkey Kong, she might be a Mario fan which is an easy excuse to include a bunch of references. And who is the father then? Who gives a shit, this isn't Count of Monte Cristo.
Pauline had been MIA for like 40 years before showing back again in Odyssey and you think they'd imply that during this time Mario had a kid? Or that he fucked Pauline in New Dong City when the camera wasn't on him and immediately went after Peach? There's no scenario in which Mario isn't a deadbeat.
Plus you really think Nintendo wants you thinking of how Mario has sex? Does he do a triple jump before landing for a mighty thrust? Does he YAHOO when he cums?
Nah. At most, if this is Pauline Jr. rather than a prequel to OG Donkey Kong, she might be a Mario fan which is an easy excuse to include a bunch of references. And who is the father then? Who gives a shit, this isn't Count of Monte Cristo.
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