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Anonymous No.713358601 [Report] >>713358908 >>713358997 >>713359061 >>713359081 >>713359191 >>713359375 >>713359435 >>713359538 >>713359780 >>713360010 >>713360143 >>713360218 >>713360273 >>713360436 >>713360867 >>713361227 >>713361940 >>713362783 >>713362946 >>713363296
Left or right?
leftists will be reported to the authorities
Anonymous No.713358719 [Report] >>713358859
>Shoes sold separately
Yep Nintendo in 2025 alright.
Anonymous No.713358838 [Report]
Left dominating me with her feet
Anonymous No.713358853 [Report]
left looks fucking ugly, something about her face is uncanny and it may be in part the makeup, it looks more toned down on the mature face but it's fucking gaudy on the young one, like she's on a toddler pageant show or something and is made up like a little prostitute
also her head is too big, yes it's just relative to the body size but it still looks fucking massive
Anonymous No.713358859 [Report]
>>713358719
No, the woman is sold seperately.
Anonymous No.713358908 [Report]
>>713358601 (OP)
She got a jimmy neutron face
Anonymous No.713358997 [Report]
>>713358601 (OP)
left is pure sexo cunny
Anonymous No.713359059 [Report]
>old used pigfoot pussy
>tight young virgin candy pussy

Gee tough choice
Anonymous No.713359061 [Report] >>713359178
>>713358601 (OP)
My biggest takeaway from that is how graphics have stagnated completely in the last decade, and even that’s being kind of generous. Outside the gameplay gimmicks and the presence of DK instead of Mario, this looks indistinguishable from Mario Odyssey.
Anonymous No.713359081 [Report]
>>713358601 (OP)
Right is hotter but left will be more popular because pedos have no standards.
Anonymous No.713359178 [Report]
>>713359061
These are promotional renders and not pictures of gameplay you cephalopod.
Anonymous No.713359191 [Report]
>>713358601 (OP)
right but remove her makeup so we can see her freckles
Anonymous No.713359375 [Report]
>>713358601 (OP)
Whichever is tighter is the winner.
Anonymous No.713359435 [Report]
>>713358601 (OP)
>left doesn't have a form-fitting dress like right
Anonymous No.713359538 [Report]
>>713358601 (OP)
Right, but that's partially because left is young Pauline's worst outfit by far. I'm curious what all her clothes are gonna be, but so far the default one looks cutest.
Anonymous No.713359543 [Report]
Good afternoon, guys.
Anonymous No.713359584 [Report] >>713360184 >>713360252 >>713361212 >>713361290
Here is my Pauline Jr. theory.
Anonymous No.713359780 [Report]
>>713358601 (OP)
Just imagine how tight left's cunny would be... Right is a hag roastie
Anonymous No.713360010 [Report]
>>713358601 (OP)
milf > loli
Anonymous No.713360143 [Report]
>>713358601 (OP)
left looks like a BG3 gnome with long ass ape arms, safe-loli
Anonymous No.713360159 [Report]
needs actual teen version with the bad skin, braces, greasy hait + the bad fashion
Anonymous No.713360184 [Report] >>713361025
>>713359584
Full schizo
Anonymous No.713360218 [Report]
>>713358601 (OP)
Left is cute but right is a goddess that I want to plow to make left. Left I want to give head pats too and make sure she gets a proper school education as I watch her grow up and get with a good man. Right is for loving as my hot sexy wife while showing her off to make other men jealous of my success.
Anonymous No.713360252 [Report] >>713361025
>>713359584
Most sane Nintendo theorist award
Anonymous No.713360273 [Report]
>>713358601 (OP)
For me, it's the original.
Anonymous No.713360436 [Report]
>>713358601 (OP)
Why not both?
Anonymous No.713360867 [Report]
>>713358601 (OP)
I like cunny, midgets? Not so much.
Anonymous No.713361025 [Report]
>>713360184
>>713360252
Anonymous No.713361212 [Report] >>713363014
>>713359584
>Mario is a deadbeat dad
Yeah, I'm sure Nintendo is going to do this.
Anonymous No.713361227 [Report]
>>713358601 (OP)
Well yeah I want the fucking hot mom on the right that says 2017
Anonymous No.713361290 [Report]
>>713359584
I have a similar theory but it isn't based off of genetics. It is just the simple function of how mushrooms work in the Mario universe she is so small for a 13 yo because she doesn't have a mushroom yet. If someone wanted her to be a slightly taller cunny, they'd have to put a mushroom in her. The fact that she looks cute and stuff like mini peach don't is simply because Nintendo is upping the sex appeal (lolicons specifically are a big and growing market, especially in Japan). Hopefully they also take this mindset to regular Mario games and let mini peach and daisy look like lolis. Having mini Mario look nicer also wouldn't hurt.
Anonymous No.713361564 [Report] >>713361640
what's the lifespan of gorillas?
Anonymous No.713361640 [Report]
>>713361564
3
Anonymous No.713361940 [Report] >>713362740
>>713358601 (OP)
left
Anonymous No.713362559 [Report] >>713362937 >>713364096 >>713364402 >>713364521 >>713364625
Anonymous No.713362740 [Report] >>713363048
>>713361940
Where does this glorious image come from? It sounds cunny as hell and makes me laugh inside.
Anonymous No.713362783 [Report]
>>713358601 (OP)
What do you mean? They are the same picture.
Anonymous No.713362937 [Report]
>>713362559
https://youtu.be/And-vdjC71E?feature=shared&t=45
Anonymous No.713362946 [Report]
>>713358601 (OP)
You just know that there will be at least one outfit that hugs to her butt real well.
Anonymous No.713363014 [Report] >>713364318
>>713361212
>>Mario is a deadbeat dad
She was sealed in a rock, maybe she was kidnapped like Peach often is.
Anonymous No.713363048 [Report] >>713363352
>>713362740
It's a typo in a animation where a dude is fucking a Sylveon.
Anonymous No.713363112 [Report]
Left looks like a turbo slut that pleases old men with sloppy rimjobs.
Anonymous No.713363296 [Report]
>>713358601 (OP)
controversial take i know but i'm only attracted to adult women
Anonymous No.713363352 [Report]
>>713363048
I don't understand why they still put those disclaimers, it is not like it changes anything if Patreon or whatever wants to deplatform them. It just comes off as dumb virtue signaling.
Anonymous No.713363395 [Report]
Anal with left
Foot jerk with right
Anonymous No.713363481 [Report]
If she had braces I think I would have literally cum everywhere and just gone openly full pedo
Anonymous No.713364096 [Report]
>>713362559
faggot
Anonymous No.713364318 [Report]
>>713363014
Pauline had been MIA for like 40 years before showing back again in Odyssey and you think they'd imply that during this time Mario had a kid? Or that he fucked Pauline in New Dong City when the camera wasn't on him and immediately went after Peach? There's no scenario in which Mario isn't a deadbeat.
Plus you really think Nintendo wants you thinking of how Mario has sex? Does he do a triple jump before landing for a mighty thrust? Does he YAHOO when he cums?
Nah. At most, if this is Pauline Jr. rather than a prequel to OG Donkey Kong, she might be a Mario fan which is an easy excuse to include a bunch of references. And who is the father then? Who gives a shit, this isn't Count of Monte Cristo.
Anonymous No.713364402 [Report]
>>713362559
Anonymous No.713364521 [Report]
>>713362559
I like how you can still see her cute butt cheeks on the bottom.
Anonymous No.713364625 [Report]
>>713362559
>Mario the Cuck