Left or right?
leftists will be reported to the authorities

>Shoes sold separately
Yep Nintendo in 2025 alright.

Left dominating me with her feet

left looks fucking ugly, something about her face is uncanny and it may be in part the makeup, it looks more toned down on the mature face but it's fucking gaudy on the young one, like she's on a toddler pageant show or something and is made up like a little prostitute
also her head is too big, yes it's just relative to the body size but it still looks fucking massive

>>713358719
No, the woman is sold seperately.

>>713358601 (OP)
She got a jimmy neutron face

>>713358601 (OP)
left is pure sexo cunny

>old used pigfoot pussy
>tight young virgin candy pussy

Gee tough choice

>>713358601 (OP)
My biggest takeaway from that is how graphics have stagnated completely in the last decade, and even that’s being kind of generous. Outside the gameplay gimmicks and the presence of DK instead of Mario, this looks indistinguishable from Mario Odyssey.

>>713358601 (OP)
Right is hotter but left will be more popular because pedos have no standards.

>>713359061
These are promotional renders and not pictures of gameplay you cephalopod.

>>713358601 (OP)
right but remove her makeup so we can see her freckles

>>713358601 (OP)
Whichever is tighter is the winner.

>>713358601 (OP)
>left doesn't have a form-fitting dress like right

>>713358601 (OP)
Right, but that's partially because left is young Pauline's worst outfit by far. I'm curious what all her clothes are gonna be, but so far the default one looks cutest.

Good afternoon, guys.

Here is my Pauline Jr. theory.

>>713358601 (OP)
Just imagine how tight left's cunny would be... Right is a hag roastie

>>713358601 (OP)
milf > loli

>>713358601 (OP)
left looks like a BG3 gnome with long ass ape arms, safe-loli

needs actual teen version with the bad skin, braces, greasy hait + the bad fashion

>>713359584
Full schizo

>>713358601 (OP)
Left is cute but right is a goddess that I want to plow to make left. Left I want to give head pats too and make sure she gets a proper school education as I watch her grow up and get with a good man. Right is for loving as my hot sexy wife while showing her off to make other men jealous of my success.

>>713359584
Most sane Nintendo theorist award

>>713358601 (OP)
For me, it's the original.

>>713358601 (OP)
Why not both?

>>713358601 (OP)
I like cunny, midgets? Not so much.

>>713360184
>>713360252

>>713359584
>Mario is a deadbeat dad
Yeah, I'm sure Nintendo is going to do this.

>>713358601 (OP)
Well yeah I want the fucking hot mom on the right that says 2017

>>713359584
I have a similar theory but it isn't based off of genetics. It is just the simple function of how mushrooms work in the Mario universe she is so small for a 13 yo because she doesn't have a mushroom yet. If someone wanted her to be a slightly taller cunny, they'd have to put a mushroom in her. The fact that she looks cute and stuff like mini peach don't is simply because Nintendo is upping the sex appeal (lolicons specifically are a big and growing market, especially in Japan). Hopefully they also take this mindset to regular Mario games and let mini peach and daisy look like lolis. Having mini Mario look nicer also wouldn't hurt.

what's the lifespan of gorillas?

>>713361564
3

>>713358601 (OP)
left

>>713361940
Where does this glorious image come from? It sounds cunny as hell and makes me laugh inside.

>>713358601 (OP)
What do you mean? They are the same picture.

>>713362559
https://youtu.be/And-vdjC71E?feature=shared&t=45

>>713358601 (OP)
You just know that there will be at least one outfit that hugs to her butt real well.

>>713361212
>>Mario is a deadbeat dad
She was sealed in a rock, maybe she was kidnapped like Peach often is.

>>713362740
It's a typo in a animation where a dude is fucking a Sylveon.

Left looks like a turbo slut that pleases old men with sloppy rimjobs.

>>713358601 (OP)
controversial take i know but i'm only attracted to adult women

>>713363048
I don't understand why they still put those disclaimers, it is not like it changes anything if Patreon or whatever wants to deplatform them. It just comes off as dumb virtue signaling.

Anal with left
Foot jerk with right

If she had braces I think I would have literally cum everywhere and just gone openly full pedo

>>713362559
faggot

>>713363014
Pauline had been MIA for like 40 years before showing back again in Odyssey and you think they'd imply that during this time Mario had a kid? Or that he fucked Pauline in New Dong City when the camera wasn't on him and immediately went after Peach? There's no scenario in which Mario isn't a deadbeat.
Plus you really think Nintendo wants you thinking of how Mario has sex? Does he do a triple jump before landing for a mighty thrust? Does he YAHOO when he cums?
Nah. At most, if this is Pauline Jr. rather than a prequel to OG Donkey Kong, she might be a Mario fan which is an easy excuse to include a bunch of references. And who is the father then? Who gives a shit, this isn't Count of Monte Cristo.

>>713362559

>>713362559
I like how you can still see her cute butt cheeks on the bottom.

>>713362559
>Mario the Cuck