I, JOBiles, JOBBER of Death Battle and all of Marvel humbly kneel to:

Miguel-sama, my one and only true master who MOGGED me in my own movie despite being an obscure spider-man variant no one has ever heard of.

Static-sama. winner of my Death Battle and my other master who is also the superior black teenage superhero.

Deku-sama, who will HUMILIATE me in my upcoming episode and make me go 0-2.

Peter-sama, the original Spider-MAN whose name and reputation I shamelessly rely on every single day of my life and who I owe all of my success to.

Kingpin-sama, who I shall never become stronger than.

Gwen-sama, my loving trans girlfriend who rails my ass with her feminine penis every time she gets tired of fucking Peni’s underage Asian coochie.

Prowler Miles-sama, my less pathetic alternate universe self who would effortlessly knock me out in a single punch with ease and beat the shit out of me.

The entire Batman verse, who I am afraid of because my spider webs PALE in comparison to their street level powers.