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7/14/2025, 4:54:09 PM
[Make the Exorcist Fall In Love redux]
>Previously on Exorcist Eternal: https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/93873446/#93884573
The boy's eyes glazed over as I explained what temperature play, electric shock play, and muckbang. He twitched in place as I explained frotting, sounding and penis fencing. And he looked like his soul was leaving his body when I explained klismaphilia.
"And that" I said dryly, a few hours later, "concludes my lecture on the tamer examples of sex"
"T-tamer?!"
"The demon in your midst is a pathetic excuse for a succubus. Now that you comprehend these acts, she should have NO surprises capable of traumatising you with"
"Don't worry Mr. Saint" said the boy firmly, "I won't let any harm come to Imuri while you're off slaughtering demons in Hell!"
I just stared at him. "...Mr. Saint? D-did I say something wrong?"
"...not as such. We'd have done things differently if I had my way, but in His divine plan it's the prerogative of the young to learn by trial and error"
The boy known as Mr. Priest stared as I strode off and started to triple-check the armaments I had prepared. Angelic matter called down from on high swirled in the form of nanomachines. Sacred geometries pulsed in tandem with the etchings on my flesh. Energy weapons inlaid with blessings thrummed with matter-destroying radiance at my approach. Palm-sized drones whirred about, cycling their holy energy weapons.
Limiting my powers to this avatar wasn't much of an obstacle when my cosmic consciousness had figured out how to alloy heavenly power into matter and energy at a glance.
"You know Mr. Priest" I said finally, "you remind me of myself when I was working for the Lord"
"...how?"
"Well for one thing, it's how you've clearly lost the will to live. But can't bear to die and have it all be for nothing, either. Trust me, I've been there, and the only way forwards is straight through that gosh darned valley of the shadow of death"
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>Previously on Exorcist Eternal: https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/93873446/#93884573
The boy's eyes glazed over as I explained what temperature play, electric shock play, and muckbang. He twitched in place as I explained frotting, sounding and penis fencing. And he looked like his soul was leaving his body when I explained klismaphilia.
"And that" I said dryly, a few hours later, "concludes my lecture on the tamer examples of sex"
"T-tamer?!"
"The demon in your midst is a pathetic excuse for a succubus. Now that you comprehend these acts, she should have NO surprises capable of traumatising you with"
"Don't worry Mr. Saint" said the boy firmly, "I won't let any harm come to Imuri while you're off slaughtering demons in Hell!"
I just stared at him. "...Mr. Saint? D-did I say something wrong?"
"...not as such. We'd have done things differently if I had my way, but in His divine plan it's the prerogative of the young to learn by trial and error"
The boy known as Mr. Priest stared as I strode off and started to triple-check the armaments I had prepared. Angelic matter called down from on high swirled in the form of nanomachines. Sacred geometries pulsed in tandem with the etchings on my flesh. Energy weapons inlaid with blessings thrummed with matter-destroying radiance at my approach. Palm-sized drones whirred about, cycling their holy energy weapons.
Limiting my powers to this avatar wasn't much of an obstacle when my cosmic consciousness had figured out how to alloy heavenly power into matter and energy at a glance.
"You know Mr. Priest" I said finally, "you remind me of myself when I was working for the Lord"
"...how?"
"Well for one thing, it's how you've clearly lost the will to live. But can't bear to die and have it all be for nothing, either. Trust me, I've been there, and the only way forwards is straight through that gosh darned valley of the shadow of death"
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6/14/2025, 3:02:31 PM
[The Blue Prince]
Drawbacks: NO SPOILERS, Throne of the Blue Prince, Blue Testament of Auravei (200)
Stargazer (0)
WOW LOOK ANON, IT'S A COOL AND MYSTERIOUS COLLECTION OF PUZZLES! exclaimed the Benefactor as I squinted suspiciously at the manner presented before me. I took a deep breath and did some stretches as with my inhuman intellect, I started calculating the most efficient path through the mansion. REMEMBER, THIS IS A GAUNTLET! EVEN AFTER USURPING CONTROL OF THE BODYMOD SYSTEM, EVEN THOUGH I PUT A LOT OF EFFORT INTO BALANCING IT YOU MEANIE
I bought and sold some crypto using my inhuman intellect to pump and dump shitcoins with unparalleled expertise, went on the darknet and quickly started locating everything I needed to buy some LIDAR drones and to build a bazooka.
YOUR WILL IS STILL LIMITED BY THIS MORTAL VESSEL. SO GET READY TO APPLY YOUR WITS, THINK STRATEGICALLY, AND HAVE. FUN.
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Drawbacks: NO SPOILERS, Throne of the Blue Prince, Blue Testament of Auravei (200)
Stargazer (0)
WOW LOOK ANON, IT'S A COOL AND MYSTERIOUS COLLECTION OF PUZZLES! exclaimed the Benefactor as I squinted suspiciously at the manner presented before me. I took a deep breath and did some stretches as with my inhuman intellect, I started calculating the most efficient path through the mansion. REMEMBER, THIS IS A GAUNTLET! EVEN AFTER USURPING CONTROL OF THE BODYMOD SYSTEM, EVEN THOUGH I PUT A LOT OF EFFORT INTO BALANCING IT YOU MEANIE
I bought and sold some crypto using my inhuman intellect to pump and dump shitcoins with unparalleled expertise, went on the darknet and quickly started locating everything I needed to buy some LIDAR drones and to build a bazooka.
YOUR WILL IS STILL LIMITED BY THIS MORTAL VESSEL. SO GET READY TO APPLY YOUR WITS, THINK STRATEGICALLY, AND HAVE. FUN.
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