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7/22/2025, 9:27:59 PM
>>29177469
>>29177502
>The world is my playground and oyster, teehee! -I have a ~kayak!
>Oh hey, is that the smart creature that lives around these parts year-round and whose home I'm invading? I'LL REMIND HIM HE'S JUST A "BEAR" TO ME
>Same mighty creature that every man advices you ought to carry no less than a .308 rifle to put down, and better yet, AVOID IF POSSIBLE
>>DURING THE OFF SEASONS WHEN THEY'RE HUNGRIEST
>God throws her a hand, bear is chill, seems content to keep his distance while observing what is a stranger in his lands
>BEAR BEAR BEAR BE--Britney we know he's a fucking bear damnit shuddup
>Bear is curious why she keeps summoning him, approaches
>>gets peppered by retard bipedal monke
>Knows killing a human is a waste of calories and the biggest infraction in Grand Theft Arbor V... *has a moment of divine, human-shared brilliance*
>Goes for the innanimate shit bitch attacked him for, no problem destroying it since as a bear, humans only care when you kill prey, not destroy the scenery
>Goes insane, this is the cue to go ham
>"Why are you doing this, BEEEEHR!?"
>Filename.webm
>>29177502
>The world is my playground and oyster, teehee! -I have a ~kayak!
>Oh hey, is that the smart creature that lives around these parts year-round and whose home I'm invading? I'LL REMIND HIM HE'S JUST A "BEAR" TO ME
>Same mighty creature that every man advices you ought to carry no less than a .308 rifle to put down, and better yet, AVOID IF POSSIBLE
>>DURING THE OFF SEASONS WHEN THEY'RE HUNGRIEST
>God throws her a hand, bear is chill, seems content to keep his distance while observing what is a stranger in his lands
>BEAR BEAR BEAR BE--Britney we know he's a fucking bear damnit shuddup
>Bear is curious why she keeps summoning him, approaches
>>gets peppered by retard bipedal monke
>Knows killing a human is a waste of calories and the biggest infraction in Grand Theft Arbor V... *has a moment of divine, human-shared brilliance*
>Goes for the innanimate shit bitch attacked him for, no problem destroying it since as a bear, humans only care when you kill prey, not destroy the scenery
>Goes insane, this is the cue to go ham
>"Why are you doing this, BEEEEHR!?"
>Filename.webm
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