>apply to lockheed for local IT
>interview goes fine until one question
>"Anon what's your experience with the F-35i Lightning II Adir?"
>wat
>say I know what it is, knowledgedrop some stats/features, but joke that I've obviously never flown one
>they just start packing up their stuff as soon as I finish saying "... But I've never flown one"
>"Anon we were expecting someone with a little more experience in the field."
What the fuck? Do they really expect 40k/yr helldeskers to have combat flight experience on a brand-new plane?

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>me staring at my finished helicopter trees ground exclusively in grb