So Morton Stanley says this is my “Relationship Manager”. The name was sus so I did a search. Are they fucking kidding me? I’m supposed to trust this guy with my money? Where’s my female broker? Not even a Star of David, anime girl, or apu avatar. I guess the only good thing is they must think I’m a high net worth client. (Big) Short Morgan Stanley. I’m almost hoping this is a scam because it’s insulting as hell if it’s not.
>0.26% up today