Take like 20 of these so you become impossibly constipated, needing surgery. Next, eat as many as the hottest peppers you can possibly eat. Like close your eyes and down 10 ghost peppers in one gulp. Then wait. You'll die of a bowel obstruction in a few days and all that hotness will spill into your abdominal cavity and cause the most horrific pain just before you close your eyes.

What's the most painful, drawn out, way to kill yourself?