You cannot let this mess interfere with Constance’s fun! Or the others! Flame attacks are legal, but in a game with friends, it feels cheap as hell. You and Philonune will face the Dinosaur Avalanche head on. It’s only fitting that you’re going to be the one who takes Jielun out!

“Jielun is going all in with an item that doesn’t look balanced in the slightest!!! How did this get past playtesting, we will never know!!!” Crossbill is engrossed by the action! “Of course our movie protagonist will come up with the asspull of the century! You hate to see it!”

“...W-What a childish game.” Kushi doesn’t like the attack at all. “Wait, why is he turning around…?!”

“Noon! This is your tempest talking! Give this third-rate flick the bad ending that it deserves, and elevate it to a cult classic! This production will live under your shadow forever, Ihohohoho~!” Vortexia encourages you to do your best!

“Listen to Clutz and stomp his ass, Bestie! Impress the ladies!” Crossbill claps for you.

“...H-He has been listening to us the entire time?” Kushi looks embarrassed! She didn’t mean to talk down to your hobbies!

The commentator team is pulling for you! And like your bestie says, you can’t disappoint them now. You unveil Philonune by your side as the wave of deadly adorable dinos approaches. At the end of the tunnel, you drift sideways without losing control — half of your body facing the approaching destruction. With spear in hand, your partner begins tearing and destroying everything coming close. Weaving through the wool of these weaklings, creates a fluffy blockade with the corpses of the dinosaurs. The large Tyrannosaurus Rex jumps through the forming wall, only to be decapitated by the head of the spear — leaving the final piece necessary to clog the pipe.

Jielun ends up bouncing off the wall of fluff… This shortcut is nothing but a trap now.

“T-This is… This is a production issue! I can’t get through this! Why is it not working…?! Did they cheapen the kart quality?! I hate getting scammed! I’m trying to make art here!!!” Jielun continues trying to smash through the wall to no avail.

“I gotta keep racing, but later, tell me your thoughts on Ghoulzilla!” You say as you steer the wheel back towards the race, after losing some ground.

“Chef, you…! You…!” Jielun smashes his face on his steering wheel. “I sure will. Your performance impressed me! HaHaHa!!!” Jielun knows he has been bested, but won’t dwell on it. You can hear his car turning around…

“Why are you turning back?” That’s… Jesse’s voice. He’s by the other side with Jielun. “WAIT, WHY IS THE WAY BLOCKED?!”

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