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6/28/2025, 9:46:57 PM
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>5 years ago, 2 weeks into a new job
>my office is in a long building with a single person bathroom at either end
>at the center of the office was a big open hall where everyone worked (see pic related)
>sitting at my desk when an intense urge to shit suddenly hits me
>rush to bathroom A and spend 10 minutes pushing out the longest, thickest turd my body has ever created
>it doesn't flush
>after 3 unsuccessful flushes the water in the toilet is getting worryingly high
>look around for a toilet plunger I can use to dislodge the turd from the drain
>find nothing, start to panic
>leave the bathroom
>there's another guy waiting to coming in
>look him in the eye and say "do not go in there"
>fast walk down the long stretch of open office to bathroom B at the other end
>find a toilet plunger
>grab the plunger and fast walk back through the office to the other bathroom
>multiple people are clearly staring at me
>try to hide the plunger behind my leg
>get back to bathroom A right as another guy is entering
>he sees the toilet and immediately leaves, a horrified look on his face
>turns to see me coming with the plunger
>mumble "I'll take care of this" under my breath and shut the door
>it takes me almost half an hour to get the toilet working again
>splash shitty water all over the floor, run out of paper towels trying to clean it up and have to use toilet paper
>quit 2 months later
>5 years ago, 2 weeks into a new job
>my office is in a long building with a single person bathroom at either end
>at the center of the office was a big open hall where everyone worked (see pic related)
>sitting at my desk when an intense urge to shit suddenly hits me
>rush to bathroom A and spend 10 minutes pushing out the longest, thickest turd my body has ever created
>it doesn't flush
>after 3 unsuccessful flushes the water in the toilet is getting worryingly high
>look around for a toilet plunger I can use to dislodge the turd from the drain
>find nothing, start to panic
>leave the bathroom
>there's another guy waiting to coming in
>look him in the eye and say "do not go in there"
>fast walk down the long stretch of open office to bathroom B at the other end
>find a toilet plunger
>grab the plunger and fast walk back through the office to the other bathroom
>multiple people are clearly staring at me
>try to hide the plunger behind my leg
>get back to bathroom A right as another guy is entering
>he sees the toilet and immediately leaves, a horrified look on his face
>turns to see me coming with the plunger
>mumble "I'll take care of this" under my breath and shut the door
>it takes me almost half an hour to get the toilet working again
>splash shitty water all over the floor, run out of paper towels trying to clean it up and have to use toilet paper
>quit 2 months later
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