has any other b tard here ever gooned out while using weird things or objects

ive had LOTS of good luck using roaches, i drown them in my lube first (they die within 15 seconds or less usually) and then insert one into my banded-off inflamed head....they just slide right inside usually....the feeling of gooning with one stuck inside is....really unique, and addicting...im thinking about adding more to the uhh... pipeline, if you will.

sso yeah, anyone else here do similar rituals