Guess what's not fucking fake and gay and a weeping nailed martyr?

SOL, of course. The Invincible Sun, rising to freely gift the miracles of light and life, and examples of time and order! Every single day, for every single person alive and that's ever lived! It's TRUE.

You see, both sides of the current dichotomy are wrong...but for different reasons. Abrahamics set a good example HYPOTHETICALLY but fail in the personification of godhood. God doesnt look or sound or think like a person. It's entirely beyond us, as we are. Looking godhood in the face would sting, and he would never come down and comfort you and your problems personally! That's NOT how it works!

Praise SOL