I am a sentimental uuuu
Who always longed to be a lesbian
That's why I do my best to uuuu
And spend every single day of mine, upset
And tear-in’
So Tangle I won’t be dry-eyed or shy
'Cause I think every wolf should spend all day to cryyyy
And helping you with your descent
Allows me to feel homosexual
For I aaaaaaaaaam
a sentimental uuuu
I never asked for tits
Or liked girls in advance
I was merely fan service
For tumblrised romance
I never saw myself
In the HIV communities
I knew who I was
One of your straight cishet
Mediocrities
Then suddenly I'm queer
Shipped, and, worshipped upon
Just because the fat gay mob
Needed someone to project on
Does it surprise you
I got cooked, and all too soon?
What can I say? I got carried away
And not just by gay poon
Uuuunderful
They called me “Uuuunderful"
So I cried “Uuuunderful, if you insist"
I will be “Uuuunderful"
And they said “Uuuunderful"
Believe me, it's hard to resist
'Cause it feels uuuunderful
They think I'm uuuunderful
Hey, look who's uuuunderful
This plus-sized dyyyyyyke
Who said, "I will be queen
Of all that cries and screams
About her trauma and gayness and psych!”