When I was 14 I lit one of my classmates the fuck up during a birthday paintball event that was held indoors and used the rubber balls. Him and I were on opposite sides of the same inflatable bunker without realizing, but I think my team started suppressing him because he started high crawling away and put himself directly in my line of sight. I zipped him from the lower thigh to the opposite shoulder, the 3rd or 4th shot must have hit him square in the asshole because he raised his torso in a jolt and started sprinting the fuck away from the field on his knees while grabbing his ass with both hands.
Next Monday morning at school he was asking who was the sadistic motherfucker who had pulled that stunt on him.

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I know. Fuck Dana. Fuck Ari. Fuck the UFC. Death to Amerika.