traitorous daner edition

heemvious >>149451862

Today I heard an 80 year old man offer to double fist a female cashier in her 50s

Ilia refused to wear the content creator glasses Ari will not be happy

first for Martin Buday

what are you guys watching right now?

>>149454245
what was her response?

the year is 2025 and this is an average native american man

>>149454272
Supernatural

>>149454300
heard this guy is a cassowary

Im gonna shower

>>149454247
>>149454272
>>149454300
Can you say oink-oink for Auspiggy?

>>149454273
she laughed quite happily

>>149454223 (OP)
My name's Kai Kara-France, and I'm Aboriginal!

>>149454326
?

>>149454321
not without me

>>149454340
hmm good enough guess I'll heem my meng then

>>149454320
he rides whales

>>149454272
EATIN SCRAN

Thawlts on Christopher Ewert being too fat at weighins and getting cut by the UFC

>>149454371
good job

Yah, just crushed four beers. Gonna be a great friday night on heem.

>>149454402

>>149454355
>>149454367
>>149454387
>>149454402
>>149454410
His pork.

Was.

Pulled.

>>149454422
Pork?

reddit is getting a nigga signed to the ufc

>>149454422

>>149454437
they are so much better than us

>>149454437
another bum ko'd by the hands of a 4channer incoming

>>149454450
>>149454437
>>149454436
Please say oink-oink for my Auspiggy.

>>149454410

>>149454437
>it's never really happened before

>>149454450
Is dat da godd?

>>149454463
2/10

>>149454482
My son got his pork pulled just please say oink-oink!

Lot of heem niggas couldn't even bump Joeyy unironically desu. It takes a real one. He's like Bladee if he wasn't gay.

>>149454463
Why are you begging

>>149454437
THE le reddit army?

>>149454498
excuse me?

>>149454519
>>149454526
Please say oink-oink for my Auspiggy!

https://www.tapology.com/fightcenter/fighters/220656-jonathan-kunnerman

This is now a Joeyy thread. Heem bless.

>>149454503
i know you aint on 1team cuz u compared joeyy to gaydee

>>149454542
how come you didn't give me a (you)

>>149454531
My piglet got his pork pulled.

Say oink-oink for Austin.

>>149454386
His manager prob accepted the fight without checking with Ewart who weighed 220 lol

>>149454560
I don't get it

>>149454555
BRO PLEASE, DONT EXPOSE ME IN FRONT OF THE HEEMSTERS XD

>>149454555
>>149454556
Say oink-oink for Austin.

Now.

>>149454554

still no (you) he's overwhelmed by so many Canadians

>>149454582
Austin got it.

Now say oink-oink.

Now.

Nah we not doing that lil bro

>>149454588
>>149454605
1/10 it needs work b

I'm so jealous that Austin got a stud like Karmelo.

>Islam doesn't have a title right now and Umar bombed hard
this is sure to get a you

Favorite MMA #Movie ?

>>149454632
Same.

>>149454602
He must do something about the C*nada problem

This isn't an RP chat

>>149454552
Remember when Ronda saw Schaub get obliterated by Browne and immediately decided to break up with him?

Islam is still champion.

And still a hung daddy!

Yum!!!

>>149454647
maybe he should focus on our huge cocks

>>149454674
If it ain't Black.

Put it back.

haha xhe cant resist defending islam

Ashlynn Sullivan should replace Megan Olivi when she's on maternity leave temporarily.

MMA?

>>149454660
Who cares b? Shawb still hit it

>>149454693
Can you blame him?

He looks like a daddy packing some heat.

Yummy!

>>149454703
look no further

https://youtu.be/lqGW111NPuQ
it live

>Me when I hear Joeyy

how charls finna do ilia

>>149454715
heat? like a gun? cant use that in the octagon.

>>149454717

>>149454721
Budaddy looks like he could pull my pork.

>>149454733
OHHHHHHHHH NAHHHHHHHHH :skullemoji::skullemoji:skullemoji:

>>149454721
I hate Dana so much and hope he has a stroke or aneurysm on live TV and I get to watch him die.

>>149454733
rule of life: dont fuck w/ bowl cuts

>>149454743
That's why a lot of black guys lose

>>149454660
she didn't just break up with him, she jumped into bed with the man who heemed him

>>149454759
dont hold your breath, that mad scientist extended his life by 27 years

>>149454733
what I do to you

took a nap, saw dead family members in my dream again

>>149454771
Travis put his caveman bwc DEEP in places Schaub's mystery meat 7 incher couldn't hit.

joanannezannela scahub doesn't shart the bed like Ronda tho I think our Schaub won

>>149454823
Proof?

>>149454749
CMON WORK

>>149454836
She gets her asshole bleached and she does that thing where they suck poop out of our butthole

I've seen Herb Dean officiate some pretty shitty promotions

what species is this

>>149454743
Can't use a knife either but I learned that the HARD way mmmm....

>>149454721
that's that shit we don't watch

>>149454872
Uh based

>>149454878
HARD?

>>149454876
Nigga look like death

>>149454823
I shit myself.

>>149454916
troubling.

This presser sucked I hope the weigh ins deliver

Hey everybody, he's watching that crap

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBvKX8lRWkY

ITS OVER

>>149454912
>>149454944
>>149454964
Did you say oink-oink for my mommy?

I got my pork pulled.

I'm sitting in a bar and these honkeys playing Ozzy Osborne I'm deaddddd

>>149454916
Pardon me?

>>149455019
3/10

>>149455037
Pardon Karmelo.

>>149454964
weighings are the real nigga shit. no talking, just energy

Does Aspinall stand a chance?

Crashed my e-skate board and tore my knee apart so badly I can't walk

>>149455050
they used to better for they implemented that no touch rule after jeremy Stephens pushed drakkar klose into a shoulder injury

Make no mistake.

>>149455064
God challenges it's strongest soldiers

>>149455088
I wish he would stop giving me his toughest battles

>>149455049
finally a (you)

>>149455077
charles is a qui-ACK

>>149455100
Same.

>>149454437
I will heem this redditor when I make it to the ufc

>>149455107
0/10 WORK SON

>>149455108
Are you Black?

>>149455077
And who won that fight? ;)

>>149454733
I would've just pulled down his pants and just started assfucking him to assert dominance

jake paul fight tmr

>>149455157
Mmmmmm....

>>149455132
?

Yeah maybe go back to the Sneed spam this new character sucks it's like unlocking Ice Climbers in Smash

Its all around the world like la-la-la-la-la~

All around the world la-la-la-la-la~

>>149455167
Tyla knows the thickest hungest Black daddies.

>>149455164
Huh?

I'm more of a Lee Rigby fan

>>149455183
Factual post

>>149455188
I wish you were Black instead of Chinese.

Serious L mans energy rn

>distracted by sneed
I cant even keep his attention

>>149455195
>>149455204
Sugedesune.

WEIGHING CEREMONY https://youtu.be/sfHPUTvH1_s
https://youtu.be/sfHPUTvH1_s
https://youtu.be/sfHPUTvH1_s

>>149455193
His daddies were soooooo HOT and HUNG!


Uhhhh!!

>>149455204
Chinese?

If Topiglet wins I'll post a hairy Asian pussy

>>149455077
that's right, olives
beg to chandaddy

>>149455167
Sara is flushed now

Everybody with me!

On three!

1,2,3!

BLACK DADDIES!

*twerk twerk*

BLACK DADDIES!

*twerk twerk*

BLACK DADDIES!

https://www.axs.com/events/881383/ufc-317-tickets

>>149455251
This guy ranks pornstars

you literally cant post from the afterlife.

>>149455269
dude dont post that

>>149455275
Caught me!

>>149455260
3/10 WORK HARDER YOU 30 SECONDS LEFT!

>>149455275
boo

>>149455275
Watch me b

>>149455288
Frick the rules

IT'S UP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfHPUTvH1_s
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfHPUTvH1_s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfHPUTvH1_s
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfHPUTvH1_s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfHPUTvH1_s
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfHPUTvH1_s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfHPUTvH1_s
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfHPUTvH1_s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfHPUTvH1_s

Heem is a keeki thread

WEIGH INS STARTING NOW!!!!
WEIGH INS STARTING NOW!!!!
WEIGH INS STARTING NOW!!!!

>>149455269
>>149455306
>>149455324
would

Holy Fuck Da Crazzy Hawaiin has a BROTHER??????

esentially fedor and alecksander

Hottest pornstar?
Your sister

>fighters pretend to get weighed but it's all fake

>>149455369
Imagine being sandwiched between them...

Debating whether to stay home and watch the fights or go to a backyard goregrind show in los angeles tomorrow night

>>149455404
Thank you brazza do you need cock sucked?

>>149455404
Hottest pornstar?
me

>>149455409
its a ceremony duh

>>149455411
I think they'd rather the sandwich.

>>149455409
retard

OMG WOW Alvin Hines brazza his cock must be 12 inches starting point

whered they find this nigga

>>149455409
and then 8 hours later they do it all over again

>>149455444
Huh?

My boy Alvon Hines is gonna kill him.
He literally has ice in his veins. Stone cold killer.

>>149454999
checked

also holy shit schaub is going to federal prison lol

>>149455476
LFA
Dude was fighting plumbers a couple weeks ago

>>149455491
brazza me and you take Niko prices cock he has 6 kids brazza

>>149455476
He's in the top 15 btw

the black ring girl looks like a middleweight

>>149455513
If he's not Black.

Take him back!

why this nigga wearing a santa hat it's june. dumbass bitfch

finna bet $1000 on diniz-hines doesn’t go distance and roll over the winnings on main event doesn’t go distance

cortez kinda hot not gonna lie me likes

McKinney is called T-Wrex but he has a long dinosaur between his legs.

>>149455536
brazza any cock, anytime.

they should really showcase their rehydrated fight ready bodies during this

>>149455571
Black Daddies...

maybe have like a punching bag up there to show off speed/power stuff like that
see what were in for
they should hire me

>/heem/ tries to avoid homosexuality for 10 minutes challenge [IMPOSSIBLE]

Hyder Amil looks like a border jumping bitch

I gonna be rich

>>149455595
Vovdaddy won this fight and my heart when it was still beating.

>>149455608
based slip poster leaf

why does that nigga robocop always look pregnant?

>>149455597
I just kiss khabib under towel

>>149455608
That's like 30 cents in real money my guy
Can't even buy a two four of bud latte bud

>>149455623
HGH/roid gut and a weird lumbar spine shape

>>149455620
1/10 cant even keep his narrative straight

>>149455608
I hope you make it bro

>>149455608
Terrible odds
Its +480 on bet365

Talbott is zesty

>>149455635

With no irony I hope Talbott suffers serious injuries tomorrow

i should've picked talbott

>>149455650
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

HUH?

>>149455685
ive seen her pussey

>>149455608
Holy fuck! Buy me a coffee at least you rich motherfucker

>>149455667
Middle it. Topuria isn’t that big a fav anywhere I’ve seen, he’s like -425 to -450 on USA books

>>149455699
you are lying

>>149455700
Make it Black!

>>149455680
>>149455685
same vibe

>>149455688
reply to me correctly or don't reply

Joe Rogan refused to fight.

>>149455716
One's a Black daddy though.

that's not Joe Rogan

>>149455712
I prefer ice coffee

Rogan ducked The Liver King

Did you guys know Kai Kara-France is Maori?

I don't care for the Maori people

his parents are maori you goofies

oh brazza the Maori boy unbelievable brazza I must grapple

this cracker is gonna cry again

I can't wait for Kai to do the Maori face!

>>149455756
You can get Black ice coffee.

A Black iced me mmmm....

I cringed.

>>149455667
I'm too lazy to sign up to another website. They make you jump through hoops in Ontario (would take 5 means albeit).

HOLY BASED

>9 years in the makings
CHILLS

Bart Simpson necklace

brazza OMG I just brazzad all over khabib he lidl bit mad

karafaggot is so cringe

Pantoja the pride of the Philippines

that face really scared me :( i'm too scared to even watch the card now

Asian women owe me sex.

Charles Time

what mark is by that cracker's left delt?

How big are ilia’s lifts today? 2”? Shartles will be 6” taller than him in the cage

>>149455895
scary wemb dont open

>>149455844
this is actually the best faceoff in a minute
like some DBZ shit

>>149455903
cupping meme

rogan got a pump and wearing a westside barbell shirt

hes sending a message to the liver king

I so scared of this brazza Topuria (cock too big for brazzahole) I run from division for JDM pleasuring (cock just right)

>>149455773
He is proud to represent his moldy heritage

>>149455903
he used those snake oil sucking cups

1
more
SHLEP

>>149455903
sure its not a shadow?

>this is actually the best faceoff in a minute
>like some DBZ shit

>>149455903
Torn pec
Pantoja will circle right and never be in danger

Charles acting like he did when we weigh in, dis Topuria guy kill him brazza

Ian Garry taught Charles how to win without doing anything

And Rocky Raccoon checked into his room
Only to find Gideon's Bible
Rocky had come equipped with a gun
To shoot off the legs of his rival
His rival, it seems, had broken his dreams
By stealing the girl of his fancy
Her name was Magill, and she called herself Lil
But everyone knew her as Nancy
Now, she and her man, who called himself Dan
We're in the next room at the hoe-down
Rocky burst in, and grinning a grin
He said, "Danny boy, this is a showdown"
But Daniel was hot, he drew first and shot
And Rocky collapsed in the corner, aaah
Dan, dan, dan, dan-dan
Dan, dan, dan, dan-dan
Dan, dan, dan, dan-dan
Dan, dan, dooroo-do-do
Do-do-do, dooroo-do-do
Do-dooroo-do-do, do-do
Do-do-do, dooroo-do-do
Do-dooroo-do-do, do-do

Holy height mog

lmao ilia is trying so hard to patronize charles

de champ hasu naeim

>>149455903
one of his faggot haka boyfriends sucked too hard

The champ has a name, and his name is _

>>149455980
I never noticed he behaved like a little weasel like that before

kek that manolo accent

FUCK YOU POOPLOVEREIRA

booing the goat kek

topuria by ko round 1 brazza

Turdpooria got shook by the boos
Charles lost aura because of the s.0yboy glasses

>>149455844
Kino face off for a fight that has a high chance of being a stinker

I wish I could watch Charles and Ilia have sex mm

The chimp has a name

>>149455844
>>149455849
I'M UPSET

>>149456001
yeah same I think he's actually slightly shook deep down and its manifesting in this subtle behavior

>kino face off

did PFL start yet?

that fucking chain kek ILUMINADO
this dude is peak skitzo

noo stop enjoying things

>>149456030
and his name is anton turkalj

>>149456015
>bypassing word filter

>>149456053
Charles via Blood Sacrifice

>>149456039
I don't think shit like that matters in fights, but for whatever its worth he definitely is a little shook

>>149456080
Is that afab serious question

>>149456063
brazza you don't want to know what I enjoy

ilia haters too dull to remember the narrative is supposed to be an overall size mog not about charles being 5'10

>>149456053
timing gigantesco

>>149456088
Honestly something about charles face makes my jewdar go off

hot take: Ilia is black

>>149456126
He wears a tallit

If Ilia wore a funny hat people would LOVE him

>>149456132
That must be why I hate him

I got fucked up!

>>149456148
Like a top hat? Or something more jüden?

>>149456142
His phenotype is looking a tad too hebrew

Canada by UD

>>149456178
Pokemon tattoo? Faggot.

The Jewzillians.

>>149456178
Pokemon tattoo? Charizard as fuck

>>149456190
Many are saying this.

Charles is Ari's illegitimate son, talmbout Azor Ahai b.

>>149456171
Matador's hat

>>149456178
We have a Neil Magny

>>149456190
At the very least the Gracies definitely

Battle.Royval.[2000].BRip.720p.YIFY.

>>149456254
Unironically humorous post mate

>>149456254
.exe

ha nascimento got cut and is in pfl, I mean that main event vs Lewis wasn't a sign of a future prospect? fucker derailed tanner boeser

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B39wK8zgVrs

Topruia = Iran
Charles = Israel

He's got a heemers chance

peter popov selling hope for dope money

>>149456343
Topuria is the white man's pick

>>149456335
little freaks

>>149456343
brazza either of zem take Dagestan in one night I so scared

found the r/heem servers

Lachaim

>>149456407
Ari I wait for you in bedchamber brazza

How do you feel about Wayne Gretzky

>>149456398
Sabotage them

>>149456398
I use Bradford White

>>149456254
A: 10 V: 10
Thanks yify

>>149456254
Audio: 10/10
Video: 10/10
Thanks yiffy

>>149456426
brazza is top notch bwc

>>149456426
is he a pfl guy

>>149456448
>>149456456

>>149456498
no brazza I die on that principle

>>149456498
The quote that relegated blacks back to bucks

KILL YOURSELVES LANKLET SUBHUMANS

>>149456398
Rheem vs Smiff is the fight to make

SLEEMCHADS MIGRATE

>>149456557
People forget man this smith kid

>>149456567
>theres sleem

What's a good haircut for someone with this hairline?
>just shave it off and grow a beard
I can't grow a beard

Where did spammy go?

>>149454733
SOVL

I have a Rheem in my laundry room but I cant take pics because I got fucked up bad crashing my e-skate board and now I cant walk

>>149456604
I think faded on the sides so the hairline blends better.
t. heemed hairline individual

>>149456604
in 2025? face tattoos and Botox injections

>>149456604
That's a fairly standard adult hairline, I'd say?

>>149456607
I killed him

brazza Sneed I need your cock brazza

HOW CAN HE SLAP

Make the heckin sleem thread I'm lazy

Heeeeeeere's me

uh oh jacked chinese boys how are we feeling?

>>149456652
Volk shat himself at the mere sight of Silva.

nah i ain't gonna do it

>>149456696
based, Mexican and Chinese are the same thing

>>149456696
Based Amerindian man returning to his long lost Asian roots.

>>149456730
Schaub won, Travis lost.

>>149456726
FACT: J'ai Herbert hits harder than Charles Oliveira.

>>149456743
me with my eyes on the moving pizza

>>149456743
holy fkn based

/SLEEM/
>>149456769
>>149456769
>>149456769

>>149456714
drop the bomb nigga

>>149456726
will ilia haters ever figure out that this clip only boosts ilia's stock

>>149456772

>>149456783
Ilia will win brazza , haters are boolshit.

Holy shit Im smoking weed eating tortellinis and watching power slap my life is so fucking good bros

Dakota ditchecva could get kidnapped by me in a heartbeat just sayin

>>149456752
That's a kicj

>>149456772

muhammad ali's white grandson is fighting a nigga named gibsmedat

Heemchuds will say sleem is gay then watch two dudes wrestle each other in panties for 25 minutes.

>>149457002
yeah I switched to sleem, Popov exposed the UFC he'd kill Aspinall.

cant wait for
ay ay ay ay
ay ay mi amor

Prime Butterbean does these wimps in

they let me out after failing to od shall i try again?
who is the best heavyweight of the tapout era? for me its shane carwin

just got my bjj blue belt, bros
im ready for battle

>>149457166
brett rogers

gonna heem my meng after i finish watching this anime episode

>>149457166
>of the tapout era
same as of every era. josh barnett

I would fuck both of these broads

>>149454223 (OP)
Does anyone else think the UFC isn't what it used to be? It's like there are too many cards and almost none (or none) are good. A million fights between Mmbumbulo and Sanos Silva dos Anjos that no one cares about or that are really good.
It's as if Dana were focused on promoting the UFC brand and not the fighters, but the problem is that the UFC needs stars to be successful, which cannot be achieved if the promoter does not promote them.
I think Dana wants to promote the brand so it can be successful without needing big names or so it's not so dependent on them, but that's not successful. Almost all of this year's PPVs suck. Look at the numbers if you don't believe me.

>>149457312
Yeah b people have felt this for an few years now

>>149457312
Fuck you. The cards are awesome.

>>149457312
ESPN ruined it
the network requires volume and now instead of having one good event per month we get tons of hit or miss ones every week

>>149457312
Dana is God

Name one (1) good win of any fighter, ever.

You cannot.

>>149457489
Schaub-Cro Cop

>>149457489
>Charles Oliveira sub.(rear-naked choke) Ilia Topuria 2025 T-Mobile Arena, Las Vegas, NV, USA

>>149457489
Gamrot shattering a mirror

spammy died like a bitch and I won so clearly, no dawlg in that kid.

This is international fight week and Dana is more invested in Crawford vs Canelo than promoting a lightweight title fight
Why hasn't he stepped down yet.

>>149457497
Cro Cop has no good wins, so that is not a good win.

>>149456652
Volk and Israel broke first. Really bad sign.

>>149457489
Gamrot shattering a mirror

>>149457531
Money, that is all
Also Dana genuinely cares about boxing more than MMA. This has always been the case and now his dream is finally coming true. Should have retired a year ago at least, he's totally fucked things as CEO.

>>149457489
Sam Alvey vs Gerald Meerschaert III
Sam Alvey vs Gerald Meerschaert III 2

>>149457489
Justin Tafa beating Parker Porter

This Canadian kid is good, he beat a tough dog in Spammy. What? What's your question? One more time. Oh yeah. We'd like to see him against Sneed. Did we announce that yet? No? We just got done with tonight. You know me I don't like making fights the same night. I like that fight.

>>149456006
Poor shartles... poor little shartles...

>>149457638
He's scared

>>149457661
But we still have to give Oliveira respect for stepping in there, scared or not. He always comes to fight, even if he knows he doesn't have a chance. Has to count for something.

>>149457686
In many ways Charles has already won

alex romanov motherfucker

Oh wow, charles beat the guy who almost got heemed by jai herbert at this weight class. Great win. NOT.

>>149457638
lmao he keeps telling himself this
I wonder if he fully appreciates the gravity of going up a division and fighting a bigger guy

>>149457724
Gravity isn't real

of course charles is poor he's from the favela that's literally what do bronx means

romanov diving LMAO

>>149457693
There's always a losing contest, so you're very right.

MOLDAKWABSKY

Shavkat Rakhnotmanenough.

>>149457719
many will be saying this in 27 hours

>>149457724
>I wonder if he fully appreciates the gravity of
Charles will not appreciate the gravity as his head bounces off the canvas, happily.

this nigga got kneed in the nuts

>>149457937
Jon
Jesus
Nuff said.

yeah tommy reddit is a barabbas type nigga

I'm not going to take screenshots. I'm not going to try to remember posts. I'm not even going to say 'I told you so". I'm just going to watch Chuck Olives finish Bumturo in the champ rounds. After, I will post pic related with zero text attached and you'll know because we'll all know.

he did it again

>>149457953
>>149458038
>hit by crippling nut shot
>literally carried out on a stretcher
>wins
how does he do it

>>149458025
what picture will you post if he loses

Thrillia Topuria. Boom.

Where's picksbong

shartles wont know what hit him

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ul0uJfhywW8&pp=ygUNc3BhbmlzaCBib21icw%3D%3D

I'm gettong drunk tonightnso i can be comfy and hangover tomorrow ;D

I stopped watching PFL Romanov fatted out didnt he?

heem gets so lonely on friday nights

>>149458347
I think that's a bad call. Sean's style is a perfect foil to Adesanya.

>>149458430
we in sleem thread my homie

>>149458435
woah we've got a student of the game over here watch out everybody

>>149458347
strickbum is smart enough not to rematch izzy

>>149458430
we watching slapheem brazza!!!

>>149458443

>>149458474
You don't have to watch out. I'm pretty friendly.

We cannot follow them.

Kai Kara France is Maori

>>149458705
*moari

Poo Fighting League

LOKA MOKA

WA TIKI

WA NA

MO PUNA

KA LA

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

>>149457638
kek he said the thing

>>149458777
OMG SO BASED!!!!!! *shivers*

cant stop heeming

Kai Kara Finland

I don't fucking break
and I certainly don't fucking bend

I thought Kai's tongue was gonna touch Pantoja that would've been awkward

>>149458777
me to spammy (no cardio, no backbone)

>>149458777
It's dumb. It's a dumb stupid thing to do. You don't look scary, you don't look intimidating, there's no badass aspect to it, it's not a wacky funny thing that anyone would emulate. It's just goofy cringe idiocy.

>>149458868
haha yeah imagine if they touched haha
really awkward lol

>>149458894
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

>>149458894
say that to his face (you won't)

oh boy I got a really, really good OP for next thread

>>149458321
If you're asking if he used his fat to smother his opponent into submission, then yes. He did that.

>>149458935
Holy kek

>>149458948
Your country must have at least one (1) champion to post the OP. Two would be ideal. Sorry I don't make the rules.

>>149459016
Merab is an American citizen

>>149458926
EEEEEEEEEK!!!!

>>149458935
Soiaori???

>>149459016
if I followed rules I'd be australian

mexibros..

The haka face would work if Kai sexually defiled his recently heemed opponents immediately afterward

I refuse.

>>149459077
I know. Fuck Dana. Fuck Ari. Fuck the UFC. Death to Amerika.

>>149459114
ummm based

>>149459114

>>149459077
100% a cartel job

>>149459136
3/4 of these 'toid monkeys already got heemed by some BBC

plumbing

Tony Ferguson Is Undefeated
#CSO

>>149459224
...at the never good flushed shitter competition

Can Charles tank 1 punch?

cut ties to everything you love

The 2-0 prospect you are pushing losing and a NC in a tournament via nutshot?Bellator never dies.

>>149455157
we know. we see your flag.

One day I’m going to have enough. Remember that it’s coming.

>>149459308
*ties your shoelaces together when you're not looking*

>>149459308
>I’m going to have enough
didnt think you fat fucks could eat enough lol

My first international fightweek !

>>149459396
wonk nosed fuck

holy fuck look at Charlie in that dress 10/10 beast of a woman

dana white = boss baby

>>149459542
yea?

>>149459308

Ufc Mexico PI is zeemed

>>149459725
I wonder what happened

>>149454272
https://youtu.be/dUZldWEPxIc

>>149459762
you did it

>>149459810

>>149459185
Wishful cope.
>Tom: heems them
>JDM: beats them
>Paddy: chokes them and doesn't let go
>Volk: never even fought one (because they're too pathetic to make it into the featherweight top 5 lol)
>Dober: Lost to 1 blk boy, by decision in 2013, compared to how many he's battered (BRUTAL)
>Dricus: kills them
>Jiri: lost to 1 blk boy (king mo) then went on to get it back by heeming Jamahal.
You're just not well versed in the sport of mma

Which twink is starting a new thread

guys i seen wwe and holy fuck those guys are way better than ufc guys, they should start doing more crossover fights, like they do some insane figthing there and could kill ufc guys

>>149459185
oof brazza BBC is old news bwc is the new thang

>>149459873
its still too early criticaleyemma

>>149459898
I have a good post and I don’t want to waste it on a full thread

pfl is still on

wtf wilder is fighting

Lets not forget, /heem/... it's (YOU) who is responsible for early stoppages. If you hadn't ingrained into the culture that tapping to strikes is a pathetic bitch move, it would be normalized and we wouldn't have these stupid looking stoppages. TKO's would have more meaning and we would have clearer cut indications of who's a tougher and better fighter. If it was just as normal to tap to strikes as it is to tap to a submission, we would have better gnp KO's and we would have better highlights for the winner if the loser was seen tapping. For instance, if GSP didn't tap and the fight was stopped against Serra, everyone would say it was an early stoppage.
Imagine if most submissions were stopped before a tap, how gay that would be. YOU ruined the sport.

>>149459936
>>149459925
i am soo starved for heems but i simply cant watch that shit, ive grown i dont have to prove anything to anyone i wont force me to watch it to be hardcore fan or whatever, pfl shit card, wilder is against a can in 4 lose streak

>>149459925
>>149459936
wdwtch

>>149459925
Phil. Davis and Fabian Edwards… An insomniacs dream

>>149459925
not a chance, jew

>>149459936
LMAO he is. Why is wilder fighting in a warehouse with blacked out audience to hide the low numbers?? Why the cheap cameras and commentators?? What is happening? NO ONES CHEERING?! WHAT WAS THAT STOPPAGE AND THOSE SWINGS

>>149458993
Romanov will become the PFL heavyweight champion of the world. He's so fat he doesn't even have to sink the chokes

it won't end

need a pawg milf with an ass like grandma

>>149460018
Card is named after Wilder but he's not the main event? Boxing has fallen...

>>149460070
cant even wipe her ass

>>149460070
how does ur dick enter that

>>149460100
>>149460100
>>149460100