>>714795282
>be 15 in n64 era
>have little sister talks like pic related
>had lost front tooth rececently, whistles when she talks
>like ear piercing, high pitched, hair raising, eyeball sizzling, kind of whistle
>she weaponizes it like an accursed demon spawn speaking in forbidden tongues
>wants to watch me play mortal kombat sub zero, thinks sub zero was the coolest(lol) mother fucker to grace god's green earth
>i agree but that game is rancid ass
>tell her this and she takes it as some kind of personal declaration of war
>starts screaming about "mordal conpat!" while peeling the paint off the walls with godforsaken whistle speak
>Holy shit shut the fuck up please god i can hear my eardrums being broken
>go to kitchen and grab whole ass raw potato
>cut a piece big enough to fill her tooth gap
>tell her if I play that shitty fucking game she has to keep this potato chunk between her teeth
>she agrees but ends up over my shoulder the entire time saying "freesh 'em, freesh 'em!" with potato breath
Having a little sister is like having a small paychopath you are required to take care of