Thread 714793809

Go play video games with your sister NOW

>>714793809 (OP)
I have a nonexistent relationship with my sister

We're all in our 30s and wage slave.

>>714794032
It's better that way.

>>714793809 (OP)
>nintendie little sister

>>714793809 (OP)
I don't have a sister

>>714793809 (OP)
code

>>714793809 (OP)
I dont have siblings.

Last game I got her to play was persona 5, she mostly just plays the Sims.

I'm going on vacation to visit family and get to see my baby sister next week, really excited since it's been a year. Last time I saw her she nearly tackled me to the ground she was so excited. I love her very much.

>>714793809 (OP)
I used to play lots of NeoGeo games with my little sister decades ago, she was invincible at Twinkle Star Sprites and Magical Drop 3. I really need to play those with her again sometime.

>>714793809 (OP)
What's the source of this?

>>714793809 (OP)
>THE PUNCHLINE IS SEX!

>>714794365
>>714794597
[MM] Imouto Series | Kiss-loving Mei-chan

>>714794692
>THE PUNCHLINE IS SEX WITH SISTER!
based

My sister lives on the other side of the country. I havent seen her since christmas.

my sister is an annoying tsundere faggot

when I was a child I thought marrying your sister is normal

>>714793809 (OP)
My older sister and I would play Xbox together as kids, and while she grew out of games, I'd always try and show her stuff that she might like. Some stuck, like LISA, and some didn't, like Rimworld. Currently we're playing Cave Story, and she just beat Balfrog.

>>714793809 (OP)
Sometimes my imouto likes sitting on my lap and watching me play video games. She recently got into Godzilla, so I'm thinking about finding some kaiju monster games so she can watch me play them.

>>714795104
Are your parents related? How would you expect that to be normal

>>714795282
Just get Gigabash. It has Godzilla and Ultramen

It's my little sister's birthday today. The rest of the family went to the beach house for that and the 4th of July but it was a bit too far for me to make it. Sadly she doesn't really play games, but that's also my fault for being so defensive over the consoles when we were kids.

>>714795282
Godzilla Destroy All Monsters

>Kicked my older sister's ass at mario party and mario kart on the DS
>Kicked my younger sister's ass at smash bros brawl and mario party 8

My sister plays Roblox and listens to Hatsune Miku

>>714793809 (OP)
My sister is 32 and lives 100 miles away with her husband and kids

>>714794824
Surprised no one told you to kys yet.
Kys.

>>714794032
>>714795982
>Have 2 older brothers
>they get me into games really young
>both become turbo normies and never play games anymore
Feels bad man...

>>714793809 (OP)
Wish I could, but sis didn't make it. Second world healthcare was... less than ideal.

>>714793809 (OP)
I dont have a sister, I have a little brother who's in a super liberal communist phase

>>714796868
on the bright side, soon enough you'll have a sister!

>>714797124
won't be as good as it's not naturally occurring + he has a gf already

>>714797379
You'd think that would be the case, wouldn't you.

>>714797630
I'm not sure what you're implying, perhaps im stupid and you're to cryptic

>>714797716
I was going for a ''won't be as good'? oh ho ho, wrong' thing, but on reflection I think it sounded funnier inside my head. Can't win 'em all.

Any tips on cucking my sister's boyfriend?

>>714799570
Depends on if you are M or F

>>714799570
if she has a boyfriend you're already too late. you were supposed to plant your flag early. he cucked you, not the other way around

>>714799570
Touching grass is a good start

>>714795282
>be 15 in n64 era
>have little sister talks like pic related
>had lost front tooth rececently, whistles when she talks
>like ear piercing, high pitched, hair raising, eyeball sizzling, kind of whistle
>she weaponizes it like an accursed demon spawn speaking in forbidden tongues
>wants to watch me play mortal kombat sub zero, thinks sub zero was the coolest(lol) mother fucker to grace god's green earth
>i agree but that game is rancid ass
>tell her this and she takes it as some kind of personal declaration of war
>starts screaming about "mordal conpat!" while peeling the paint off the walls with godforsaken whistle speak
>Holy shit shut the fuck up please god i can hear my eardrums being broken
>go to kitchen and grab whole ass raw potato
>cut a piece big enough to fill her tooth gap
>tell her if I play that shitty fucking game she has to keep this potato chunk between her teeth
>she agrees but ends up over my shoulder the entire time saying "freesh 'em, freesh 'em!" with potato breath
Having a little sister is like having a small paychopath you are required to take care of

>>714799730
>>she agrees but ends up over my shoulder the entire time saying "freesh 'em, freesh 'em!
Fuck anon, that's hilarious. Imoutos really are the best.

>>714799730
>psychopath you have to take care of
That's all women

>>714793809 (OP)
>M**io Kart
Since when is Mario a fucking slur. God I fucking hate coddled twitter trannies with their "unalive" shit.

>>714800374
You think you can openly name a Nintendo property without their express written permission? Fool.

>>714800582
Nintendo ninja's strike from the shadows

>having a sister
Weak bloodline.

i can't even convince other men online to play video games and you're expecting me to ask a female??

>>714796274
turbo normies or powerlevel hiders?

>>714799570
have sex with the boyfriend

I love little sister sex!

>>714800374
>Since when is Mario a fucking slur
It's to avoid copyright stuff since they don't have explicit permission from Nintendo to festure their IP. They like to keep enough plausible deniability to avoid possible lawyering while still making a reference the audience will get.

>>714801352
Same with Japanese people saying D*sney too

>>714799570
Don't let them be alone and comment on how small he is. I hope you're more body confident than he is or can say what you think without any shame.

my sister is on the other side of the country playing vidya with her own kid

my older sister is dead

>>714800374
It's a common thing in manga and anime, it has nothing to do with Twitter. Don't get so worked up over nothing.

Nty my younger sister is ugly
My older sister however ...

>one month since Mom passed away
Vidya for this feel?

>>714794583
cute, have fun with your sister

>>714801856
animal crossing

>>714793809 (OP)
I recognize this art style
this person has a comic where a guy pays for kisses from his little sister with big tits and eventually she gets really into it and they start being more and more sexual and eating each other out and she wants him to fuck her but he won't cross that line and right now he just keeps fucking her in the ass
it's great

>>714796274
>have older brother
>gets me into games
>only likes normie games now and is a genuinely annoying person to be around most of the time so never play with him
it's better this way anon

My sister beats me at Mario Kart, it's the only game she can beat me at and constantly tease me about

>>714796236
NTR him.

>>714801997
>little sister with big tits
I sleep.

>>714801856
mother 3

>>714799570
Fuck him in the ass to assume your dominance.

>>714801997
pls gib name i love butts and tits

>>714794032
I have a relationship with my nonexistent sister

>>714802171
Did you mean assert your dominance?

I have two sisters and they're both trash human beings. If they died today I wouldn't feel a fucking thing. Real life isn't like anime or manga, you don't always get a cute sister to love.

>>714802119
>doesn't like oppai loli
retard and ultra nigger
although in this case I'm 99% sure she's a JK
>>714802186
Kiss Loving Mei-Chan
it's from mmchair

>>714802302
my sister is a stacy
I still love her but I hate everything she is

>>714793809 (OP)
I think the last videogame I played with my older sister was Blur, many years ago. I don't recall ever playing vidya with my younger sister but we used to play with her plush toys when she was little.

>>714802272
Yeah, my bad :(

>>714793809 (OP)
Sometimes I do, I really should ask when she's gonna play vintage story again

>>714799570
Reload previous save file

>>714802302
>I have two sisters and they're both trash human beings
So perfectly normal sisters?

>>714799570
If she has a boyfriend then you are already locked into the bad endings. Just start a new game.

>>714793809 (OP)
I havent spoken to either of my sisters in several years

what do when your sister gives you lip

>>714801940
>Animal Crossing
I understand this reference

>>714803065
>you're sad because someone you have a crush on got a boyfriend?
>fucking worthless incel
alright that seems kind of disproportionate

>>714794032
>Have good relation with my sister, mom loves me
>Wish they both would despise me so I could kms without guilt
It's an abstract kind of feel

>>714803762
>family actively does their best to ignore your feelings and leave you out of shit
>tracks you down to the end of the Earth to make sure you're including in the neglect if you ever try to cut off contact
it's weird

We've been playing the Streets of Rage series for several days now

>>714793809 (OP)
Sister NTR is the best.

>>714800132
Men are more likely to be actual psychopaths retard