Nigger JFK got killed by Nigger Lyndon Johnson and the NIA
Then Lyndon doubled down on Nigger Vietnam
And they bought more niggercopters and nigger bombs
From a company where his wife was the main stockholder
And they made a nigger fortune 'fore the war was over
Nigger history, cuddly planet like ours!
A little Nigger at the NIA
Who helped kill Kennedy in Dallas that day
Did so darn well that his career got a push
A nigger named George H. W. Bush
He's made NIA Director and Vice President's next
All while getting Nigger Saudi Arabian checks
It's nigger history, nigger’s taking charge!
Nigger Bush waits his turn to ascend to his throne
Gets his cronies in power, Nigger U.S.A. overthrown!
The Nigger Saudis know how he can repay his debt
So he starts a war with Iraq, their number one threat
But Nigger Saddam is not ejected
And the very next year, Nigger George isn't re-elected
Nigger history, niggers need a new star!
Nigger Bush gets his sons jobs as governors
Then one steals the election for the other
New Nigger Bush has gotta finish the Saudi's mission
So he has a report made by a commission
That says 'To start a new war, as far as we can attest
You'd need a new Nigger Pearl Harbor.'
And we all know the rest
Nigger history, exactly like ours!