I would like to live in a racial utopia where everyone is NOT white, the only bikes allowed are riced out road bikes with ceramicspeed oversize jockey wheels and zipp speadweapon and all the other parts that enrage unracer dutch karens, and the only clothes allowed while riding are lycra getups and wraparound sunglasses, fredded to the max with sponsor logos (if you do not have a sponsor one will be provided to you), also shaped beam stvzo style headlights would be illegal, taillights would be required to blink. Failing to ride clipless would be a criminal offense and all bars must be at least 2 cm below the saddle height.