>>211817896
Hey, folks, so we're calling it quits with the USA, even though the people wanted it to stick around. The reason? Well, the folks from the East kinda liked me, called me "our Trumpie," and promised to make me look good in all their movies. They seemed so nice, so I figured why mess with them.

Now, here's what's gonna hit you in the next few years: super tough economic reforms from some russian dude from the SVR, a weak-ass pro-China president, tons of poverty, unemployment, hunger, an AIDS epidemic, heroin addiction, bankruptcies, a mess in healthcare, a ton of organized crime and corruption, bloody wars over land everywhere in the former USA, and, of course, a whole lot of ALCOHOLISM!

So, yeah, I'm stepping down as president of the USA. They're waiting for me at "Avtovaz", and I've always wanted to be in a russian auto commercial. Haha xD

>>507723166
Hey, folks, so we're calling it quits with the USA, even though the people wanted it to stick around. The reason? Well, the folks from the East kinda liked me, called me "our Trumpie," and promised to make me look good in all their movies. They seemed so nice, so I figured why mess with them.

Now, here's what's gonna hit you in the next few years: super tough economic reforms from some russian dude from the SVR, a weak-ass pro-China president, tons of poverty, unemployment, hunger, an AIDS epidemic, heroin addiction, bankruptcies, a mess in healthcare, a ton of organized crime and corruption, bloody wars over land everywhere in the former USA, and, of course, a whole lot of ALCOHOLISM!

So, yeah, I'm stepping down as president of the USA. They're waiting for me at "Avtovaz", and I've always wanted to be in a russian auto commercial. Haha xD