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6/25/2025, 5:23:32 PM
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The DHV Magellan was a state of the art Chiral submarine funded and manned by a nominally-civilian organisation named Drawbridge that was effectively populated by numerous UAC oldheads, not all of whom were immediately apparent. Without Higgs to serve as a convenient recurring enemy, the next existential crisis had it's work cut out for itself.
"Alright, we're far away enough" I announced. "Why don't you come on out and stop doing a Patriots?"
"...Patriots?" asked Fragile.
"Yeah, this entire mission is being strung along by the unseen machinations of a theoretically benevolent conspiracy that in practice wants to enact inhumane and brutal measures to accomplish it's goals" I rambled. "In other words, it wants to do a Patriots. With a side order of Evangelion. Seriously come out, we've got you surrounded"
"How did you know?" said the nominal president of the UAC, coming out of a hidden compartment. "This isn't my first rodeo as a psychopomp" I told them, "and you're not even human by conventional understanding. 'APAS' is the designation of an amalgamation of human souls caught in a voidout but rendered neither living nor dead, who calculated through the Chiralverse that humanity using the Death Stranding as an opportunity to build connections will lead to an evolutionary dead end, and is using the president as their avatar. Their response is to render all of humanity into disembodied souls, to lord over what's left of the Earth. It's pretty much a combination of End of Evangelion and the Musubi Reason from SMT Nocturne conducted by an organisation that's pretty much the Patriots if they were restless souls instead of AIs"
"What a shockingly verbose and lengthy explanation" said the unveiled inhuman entity.
I narrowed my eyes. "Better one of those than like 6 people talking around the same thing for like, 7 hours"
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The DHV Magellan was a state of the art Chiral submarine funded and manned by a nominally-civilian organisation named Drawbridge that was effectively populated by numerous UAC oldheads, not all of whom were immediately apparent. Without Higgs to serve as a convenient recurring enemy, the next existential crisis had it's work cut out for itself.
"Alright, we're far away enough" I announced. "Why don't you come on out and stop doing a Patriots?"
"...Patriots?" asked Fragile.
"Yeah, this entire mission is being strung along by the unseen machinations of a theoretically benevolent conspiracy that in practice wants to enact inhumane and brutal measures to accomplish it's goals" I rambled. "In other words, it wants to do a Patriots. With a side order of Evangelion. Seriously come out, we've got you surrounded"
"How did you know?" said the nominal president of the UAC, coming out of a hidden compartment. "This isn't my first rodeo as a psychopomp" I told them, "and you're not even human by conventional understanding. 'APAS' is the designation of an amalgamation of human souls caught in a voidout but rendered neither living nor dead, who calculated through the Chiralverse that humanity using the Death Stranding as an opportunity to build connections will lead to an evolutionary dead end, and is using the president as their avatar. Their response is to render all of humanity into disembodied souls, to lord over what's left of the Earth. It's pretty much a combination of End of Evangelion and the Musubi Reason from SMT Nocturne conducted by an organisation that's pretty much the Patriots if they were restless souls instead of AIs"
"What a shockingly verbose and lengthy explanation" said the unveiled inhuman entity.
I narrowed my eyes. "Better one of those than like 6 people talking around the same thing for like, 7 hours"
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