You show up at what is basically an Eyes Wide Shut party in your spidey costume you bought at Spirit or Party City or whatever. You didn't know it was gonna be this sinister and secretive looking and all the women are dressed like pic rel in various colors of symbiote. What would you do? Me? I'd spill my spaghetti but I'd try to sneak a pic of the tongue to prove aliens are real to /x/, get caught, and then hopefully some hentai scenario happens. Good end, hopefully. Or I'm like Tom Cruise except with no wife and I just go on with my life.