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>Greed

"Dammit dammit DAMMIT!" shouted a suit-wearing man, pounding on the inside of a gate to hell (Leviathan yelled at him to stop hitting her teeth from far away). "A fight, a REAL fight between REAL men, that's all I wanted!"

"We might be able to help each other" I offered. He whirled around, at first affronted I had hacked into his holdings and put some of his comrades into cages-then breaking out in a fierce grin when I tossed him a lucha libre mask while donning my own. "Oh. Oh YEAH, it doesn't get more manly than this!"

"Hosea 12:4" I said. To his credit, Mammon didn't back down from a literal ladder match-but in the end I suplexed him into another Gehenna.

>Envy

This, I thought watching the giant sea monster falling from on high, was just like playing with my daughters in the olden days. She was surprised but delighted when after running into one human capable of playing with her, she fell atop another who instead of running simply intoned "Judges 16:28-30" and started cleaning and jerking her bodyweight like the world's biggest beachball.

Almost all of Hell stared aghast as I proceeded to use the Demon Lord Leviathan as a glorified beachball in between giving her tummy rubs and headpats.

>Gluttony

The Lord of Flies was a bad matchup for a human in sheer endurance.

"Deuteronomy 11:17"

Fortunately he wasn't himself when he was hungry, and after running him ragged around the Gehennas he was very, very tired when he had to come up to the surface and fight Mr. Priest.

>Wrath

The true mastermind was very surprised when the real Archangel Michael's sword cut him in half.

>Sloth

"H-hey, this is a private area! I'm in the middle of a scheme to-" babbled Belphegor as I walked up, stared at his...court, and said "Mark 6:31" gently to him before leaving.

Belphegor blinked. He stared at Mr. Priest, who was currently... "Well, perhaps I can let him enjoy a happy dream for a while longer"

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