My best friend, Smee, died in a plane crash four years ago. He's dead and gone. Uzbekistan's his favorite place. I'm gonna build him an airstrip. You don't have be a big guy to be a Plane Crasher. Dr Pavelheer is a Plane Crasher.

My other best friend, Button Lee, is Sneedposting again. He's been banned for his sixteenth time. Good luck with that one.

Sick of the cancer. Sick of all this plebbit. I don't Banepost anymore, 'cause I hate every hothead. I don't care what they're up to. Four years I wasted, shitposting with fucking nobodies. Now I stay on /pol/, like a fucking chud. I'm not gonna take any shit from anyone.

I know what's going on. I got set up. I got crashed. Thank god Batman wasn't there to watch me get my fucking plane crashed. He would have wound up with a black eye and probably went to the Pit. It would be extremely painful.

I live for this shit. I love it. Bring it the fuck on.

Flight plan's a bitch mothefucker