>>211803205 (OP)
earthrockers never forgot

I saw Bam walking in SD a few years ago. Looked like a drunk potato with armsies and legs.

>>211803205 (OP)
Of course I remember he's featured on THPS3+4 remake

He was the Tony hawk of street skating. Show some respect

>>211803205 (OP)
He release yet? Fuck this mid season break.

>>211805422
I can’t respect people that did a bunch of meth when they’re supposed to be role models for kids

>>211803205 (OP)
I get really drunk in the morning and main Bam in Tony Hawk Drunk Skater.

>>211805512
When was Bam considered a role model by anyone other than kids who smoked pot?

>>211803205 (OP)
earthrockerdudebroguysenpaifämilia..look away

>>211805512
>they’re supposed to be role models for kids
Did he himself or anyone ever imply he was supposed to be a role model

>>211803205 (OP)
His name ounds like something i'd order at an Indian restaurant

>>211805596
>kids who smoked pot?
everyone that has owned a skateboard

>>211805422
bam was always kind of a fag. he was constantly crying on jackass. was he actually good at skating? obviously good enough to get all the sponsorships and stuff but i don’t remember him being anywhere close to tony hawk

>>211803205 (OP)
True earthrockers never forgot

>>211805596
Never. Faux-puritanzoom headcanon is some wild shit

>>211805512
Jackass was TVMA, dillweed. CKY also was very much not for kids despite them watching it similar to how they'd sneak episodes of South Park behind their parents back. But it was never "for kids"

>>211806903
bam was a fantastic street skater he just had a niche

>>211803205 (OP)
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>>211803205 (OP)
Grim

I opened for fuckface unstoppable as a comedian. He was high as a kite when I met him.

>>211805422
Implying he was ever a street skater

>>211805702
bam wasn’t famous before Jackass

>>211805512
He was the anti-role model. Being Bams age or older and most of his shit was pure cringe.

>>211803694

i really want to be an earth rocker, but i can't play any instruments

>>211807525
CKY Webber VHS viral in the late 90s

>>211803205 (OP)
Bam is sober and back to his skating roots. he's been all over skate channels on youtube for the past year. the content he's been doing with the Dern Bros is great

>>211807659
>If he ain’t earthrockin’ I ain’t watchin’
who the fuck wants to watch a near 50 year old try to skate after a 15 year hiatus?

>>211803205 (OP)
Don't Feed Bam

>>211806903
just about everyone doesnt match up to tony hawk in pure skill. but they skated with each other anyway. basically once youre a known name and can actually pull off more than a handful of moves or willing to do big spots for the tapes or magazines you were in. tony hawk fucking skates with the wrestler darby allin and hes nothing special, but he wrestles on tbs so he hes earned his place

>>211805512
No one is "supposed" to be role models for kids except for their parents you fucking retard.

he's still salty about the jackass shit, and he still won't take accountability for a lot of his misfortune, but he's sober and doing well
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IffI7QQDErE

>>211803205 (OP)
Alcoholism is brutal holy smokes

>>211803205 (OP)
My best friend, Ryan Dunn, died in a car accident four years ago. He's dead and gone. Iceland's his favorite place. I'm gonna build him a skatepark. You don't have be a musician to be an Earth Rocker. Andrew Shramberg is an Earth Rocker.

My other best friend, Brandon Novak, is on heroin again. He's back in rehab for his sixteenth time. Good luck with that one.

Sick of the bullshit. Sick of all this shit. I don't go out anymore, 'cause I hate every motherfucker. I don't care what they're up to. Four years I wasted, sippin' on drinks at the bar, chit-chatting with fucking nobodies. Now I stay at home, like a fucking hermit. I'm not gonna take any shit from anyone.

I know what's going on. I got set up. I got jumped. Thank God Nicki wasn't there to watch me get my fucking ass kicked. She would have wound up with a black eye and probably went to jail. She has a big mouth.

I live for this shit. I love it. Bring it the fuck on.

Payback's a bitch mothefucker

>>211807590
you don't need to be a musician to be an earthrocker
andrew shramberg is an earthrocker

My best friend, Smee, died in a plane crash four years ago. He's dead and gone. Uzbekistan's his favorite place. I'm gonna build him an airstrip. You don't have be a big guy to be a Plane Crasher. Dr Pavelheer is a Plane Crasher.

My other best friend, Button Lee, is Sneedposting again. He's been banned for his sixteenth time. Good luck with that one.

Sick of the cancer. Sick of all this plebbit. I don't Banepost anymore, 'cause I hate every hothead. I don't care what they're up to. Four years I wasted, shitposting with fucking nobodies. Now I stay on /pol/, like a fucking chud. I'm not gonna take any shit from anyone.

I know what's going on. I got set up. I got crashed. Thank god Batman wasn't there to watch me get my fucking plane crashed. He would have wound up with a black eye and probably went to the Pit. It would be extremely painful.

I live for this shit. I love it. Bring it the fuck on.

Flight plan's a bitch mothefucker

>>211803205 (OP)
we all turn into phil eventually bros