BREAKING NEWS
>BREAKING NEWS

Our journalists report a first instance of positive development in the war. According to the local source, who also provided this video, has told our journalists that they observed a part of the enemy’s army that behaves irrational or rather vexed, attacking anything and anyone without any regard to their own health.

Furthermore they seem to be so out of control that they even attack their own allies, as seen in the footage. Some even suggest possessions, but these are mere superstition from the local folks.

With such a development, we can only pray that these abominations never reach the frontlines let alone our cities.

May we believe in an even better development with our ever so advancing military branch, who is probing a release of its newest war machines in the coming month.

We believe in our Country as does it believe in us.

Calla Calle