this could be a warning or an endorsement. I bought this box of burgers like an idiot without looking what was in them. Turns out they definitely don't need seasoning or salt of any kind.
You got a hankering for those public school cafeteria burgers you remember? Maybe the am/pm, 7/11 type gas station burger that's good in that weird way?
These are they. Plenty of soy protein and sugars and who knows what else. They're 350 calories with 6 grams of carbs for each 1/4 lb salty grease puck.
I'm living in an attic and cooking with nothing but an air fryer. Thought these would be good. I can keep them cool out on the roof and cook a couple for every meal. But these make me queasy.
So for the $12 it wasn't the amazing meat deal I thought it was. They're reminiscent more of hot dogs than hamburgers, just in their texture and saltiness. Almost spongy. If that's your thing, have at it. I'm not sure how to eat the remaining 14 of them. These patties are actually worse than what Mcdonald's serves, which I did not think was even possible.
Yet some people will really be into them. They're totally that weird burger you remember. Just maybe a little worse.