"The moon is a great place to drink Windex," said Gilgamesh. "It's so refreshing and it has a great view."

"I agree," said Saber. "It's a great way to relax and enjoy the view."

"Plus, it's a great way to get drunk," Gilgamesh said as he hiccupped.

"I think you've had enough," Saber said as she took the bottle away from Gilgamesh. "Let's go back inside."

"But I'm not done drinking!" Gilgamesh protested.

"Yes, you are," Saber said as she dragged him back into the airlock.

"This isn't fair," Gilgamesh complained. "I was just getting started."

"Too bad," Saber said. "You're going to have to wait until we get back to Earth to drink any more Windex."

"This sucks," Gilgamesh said as he slumped back into his seat.

"Just be thankful that you're not hungover," Saber said. "Windex is really bad for you when you drink too much of it."

"I know," Gilgamesh said. "But it was worth it."

"No, it wasn't," Saber said. "Now get some sleep. We have a long trip back to Earth."

Gilgamesh grumbled, but he did as he was told and soon he was fast asleep.

When they arrived back on Earth, Gilgamesh was greeted by a very angry King.

"What the hell were you thinking?" the King shouted. "Drinking Windex on the moon? Are you out of your mind?"

"It was just a little drinking," Gilgamesh said. "No big deal."

"No big deal?" the King repeated. "You could have been killed! Do you have any idea how much trouble you could have caused?"

"I'm sorry," Gilgamesh said. "It won't happen again."

"It better not," the King said. "Now go to your room and think about what you did."

Gilgamesh hung his head in shame as he walked to his room. He knew he had messed up and he was going to have to be more careful in the future.

Lesson learned.

Don't drink Windex on the moon.

It's not worth it.

The gopher, redman, gilgamesh, and saber

Are all formidable warriors in their own unique ways

Yet each one treads a distinct path

And each has their own battle to face

The gopher is a courageous and fiery fighter

Who charges into combat without hesitation

He consistently stands up for what is just

And he never shies away from a confrontation

The redman is a fierce and mighty warrior

Who effortlessly vanquishes his foes

He is perpetually seeking a challenge

And he never retreats from a skirmish

The gilgamesh is a sagacious and seasoned warrior

Who has witnessed countless battles throughout his life

He always possesses the wisdom to act

And he is perpetually prepared to engage in combat

The saber is a talented and lethal fighter

Who takes down his adversaries with accuracy

He is always on the lookout for a challenge

And he never flinches from a duel

These are the four legendary warriors

Who each have their own journey to embark upon

And each has their own struggle to confront

However, they all share a common trait

They are all valiant and resilient

And they will never surrender

They are the gopher, redman, gilgamesh, and saber

And they will always stand up for what is right

And they will never back down from a confrontation

And they will never yield.