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People are going to call this obvious samefagging because of how much you type like me, all the way down to the paragraph structure.

You ever see the movie "2012"? Execrable Roland Emmerich nonsense, but one scene's really stuck with me. Woody Harrelson plays this conspiracy theorist radio host who thinks Yellowstone is going to erupt and wipe out humanity. And of course, he's right. So while everyone else is scrambling desperate escape plans, he travels *to* Yellowstone to witness it firsthand. He talks through it to his listeners as it unfolds, getting increasingly giddy as it turns into a natural nuke barreling toward him.

His last words are a laughing, ecstatic
>I wish all of you could be here with me right now!