Do you do this? Should theaters offer this option?

>>212286346 (OP)
the earth should be annihilated

I wonder if thousands of years in the future they can just use a laser to beam kino directly into people’s brains in 0.003 seconds

Short form content is the bane of humanity. I fucking hate that I open up youtube and then watch 30 minutes of garbage and then don't remember any of it. My attention span is fucked

>>212286346 (OP)
On par with the faggots that "read" (listen to audio books) at x1.5 speed

>>212286346 (OP)
Zoomers have no attention span so they need to speed shit up so they can absorb as much as they can befo- OOOH BUTTERFLY

>>212286391
if you're listening to an audio book, what's the difference what speed you listen to it at?

>>212286391
>>212286473

>watching movie at 2x speed
>skipping all the cringe ah dialogue
>skipping sex scenes
>watching with subtitles ON
>browsing reddit while watching
>don't look at the movie 75% of the time
>Quittung the movie after half an hour

Yep, it's Kino time

>>212286625
>cringe ah
what the fuck does this shit mean and why are people adding "ah" after words lately?

>>212286346 (OP)
>Do you do this?
No
>Should theaters offer this option?
No. OP is a faggot /thread

>>212286346 (OP)
How about making movies which aren't boring as fuck with a ton of unnecessary repetitive dialogs and scene that give you a hundred deja-vu per movie

>>212286651
is ass but written like a nigger would say it

>>212286732
>How about making movies which aren't boring as fuck with a ton of unnecessary repetitive dialog

>>212286651
I'm not gonna mess with you because the real answer is too much by itself

People say ahh now because influencers get demonetized if they say ass
People say unalive now because influencers get demonetized if they say killed
People say grape now because influencers get demonetized if they say rape
People say PDF now because influencers get demonetized if they say pedophile
People say pewpew now because influencers get demonetized if they say shoot
People say SA now because influencers get demonetized if they say sexual assault

An entire new baby language has developed and spread rapidly driven solely by the AI jannies of Tiktok, Twitch and YouTube
We are so fucking dead

why has this maymay progressed to this point

>>212286603
>tfw reading 6 classics at the same time at x1.75 speed

>>212286954
>trandorfan.png

>>212286603
Do people with no inner monolog think this way?

>>212287444
he hates trandor

>>212286383
what

>>212286346 (OP)
>>212286391
>>212286603
Get on my level faggots.

https://youtu.be/1xtFp2Wu_To?si=MAIvPa_fVRUsR8OO

>>212286370
Imagine the trolling potential. I could go around zapping people with Jack and Jill and there's nothing they could do about it.

>>212287131
I have never seen ahh replaced as ass. What the hell. Fuck all those tiktok niggers and those who watch it.

>>212286625
Kek

I only watch youtube at 1.5x speed but it's all worthless shit

>>212286346 (OP)
These people are a symptom of something very wrong with the world.
>I don't have TIME to watch the 90 minute movie. I watch them in one hour. Lets-go-lets-go-lets-go here!!! time is money, people!!

This is very wrong and very bad. Some fucking tech faggot wants to hear his audiobook faster? Whatever, you're only ruining it for yourself. But this entitled notion that they should offer theater movies like this is just insane.
There's no one else that would even want that. Imagine how David Lynch would react to this notion.
This makes me very angry. Just knowing people like this are out there is troubling for society.

>>212286346 (OP)
I have zoomer attention span. Excluding the theater, I haven't watched a movie on my own in a single sitting in over a decade. Shit, aside from 2 or 3 exceptions, most of them I didn't even finish in a single day. And I still don't have a problem sitting through a movie I paid to watch at the kinoplex.

>>212286346 (OP)

>Thoughts?

I wish I could send this person to a gulag.

>>212286383
Here's why.

>>212286473
A lot. If it's some technical manual I guess you could try and attempt to justify it. But a novel? Characters speaking to each other with emotion?
No. These people don't even understand how they're supposed to consume media. They don't get to make that choice. The artist 100% of the time would stop them if they could. These people are "autistic" or some other flavor of that modern bullshit "neuro divergent" nonsense. Normal people want to absorb things and let them breathe as they're intended. Not fucking wolf it down as fast as possible to move on to the next "entertainment". Where the fuck is the relaxing in that??
The OP thing is NUTS to me. 2X? A two-hour movie in one hour? Everyone sounding like a chipmunk and running around like fucking Benny Hill??

Seriously???

It has to be bait.

>>212288130
You should include a part explaining how we're supposedly getting exposed to this thing.

>>212288030
It's like going to a fancy restaurant and ordering you steak pre chewed.

>>212286950
Huh? So it's "cringe-ass" but a black person would say it "cringe-aah" without the s? And now people are typing that out??

I've lived too long. I want out.

>>212287891
That violates the geneva convention.

>>212288196
Chemtrails, obviously. How is that not obvious? Chemtrails are also why it's not obvious when it should be obvious.

>>212287131
There's no way to phonetically spell out that sound. So 'Ahh' or 'ah' looks like some relaxing sound like getting into a hot bath.
This is why I hate when people try to WRITE in a casual speaking way. Fuck social media and the internet now.
I remember when the only people online were smart nerds who cared. And they shut you down and bullied you into following the rules.
Now it's the dumbest, class-cutting middle school punks running the whole system.

I'm ready for the nukes to go off. Really, I've lived a full life and I don't need to see age 50. Nothing will ever be normal again.

The whole world feels like the end of an Inception dream where the unwashed masses are flooding in from all directions, rioting with Molotov cocktails. Burn it all down. Me with it. I got pussy and had fun and it's all downhill now anyways.

>>212288450
People are going to call this obvious samefagging because of how much you type like me, all the way down to the paragraph structure.

You ever see the movie "2012"? Execrable Roland Emmerich nonsense, but one scene's really stuck with me. Woody Harrelson plays this conspiracy theorist radio host who thinks Yellowstone is going to erupt and wipe out humanity. And of course, he's right. So while everyone else is scrambling desperate escape plans, he travels *to* Yellowstone to witness it firsthand. He talks through it to his listeners as it unfolds, getting increasingly giddy as it turns into a natural nuke barreling toward him.

His last words are a laughing, ecstatic
>I wish all of you could be here with me right now!

>>212288274
jack and the geneva convention

>>212288839
Oh yeah. I usually skip those movies but Woody and John Cusack were in it so I watched it. Silly slop, but yeah, that was the good part.

Don't let any of these anti-intellectual phoneposting zoomer faggots ever bully you into changing your style. This place does not belong to them. I will continue to make wordy posts and separate them into paragraphs like I always have no matter how many retards flock here and attempt to dissuade me. And I hope you do too.

We were here first.

>>212286625
literally me

>>212287891
>I could go around zapping people with Jack and Jill and there's nothing they could do about it.
You forget yourself anon.
Most normal niggers would actually enjoy Jack and Jill.

>>212286370
You pretty much already can. Just tell me if it's based or cringe and I don't even need to watch it.

>>212286346 (OP)
he's giga retarded....

The audio becomes funny if you speed up a video.
If you're muting a bad film, you might as well not watch it at all.

>>212288189
>Normal people want to absorb things and let them breathe as they're intended. Not fucking wolf it down as fast as possible to move on to the next "entertainment". Where the fuck is the relaxing in that??
>The OP thing is NUTS to me. 2X? A two-hour movie in one hour? Everyone sounding like a chipmunk and running around like fucking Benny Hill??
>Seriously???
>It has to be bait.
You have it backwards. Only racist incel genetic rejects actually want to absorb the content they're watching/listening to.
Normal people want their phones vomiting an unending stream of bullshit continuously into their brains.

all I want is piss breaks in the kinoplex

>>212288261
afaik gained popularity due to zoomers saying "goofy ahh"

>>212290572
>all I want is piss breaks in the kinoplex

>he hasn't installed the pissbreak app.

>>212286346 (OP)
I'll watch in 2x if I can pay half price.

>>212286603
She's right tho, there's no difference unless you're not paying attention.

>>212288274
Only applies to militaries.

>>212288888
Nice.

>>212286625
>Then post a thread on /tv/ calling anyone who likes it Reddit

>>212290698
there are objective differences between reading something and hearing it. a child or a retard could tell you this. to mention nothing of the fact that "audiobooks" are literally, by definition, not "reading" and is in fact "listening"

>>212286651
It’s because that faggot is a zoomie and just got here from tiktok, and needs to go back

>>212286603
But obviously they werent addressing people who can't read. Kind of goes without saying.

>>212290572
They had one when I saw mission impossible. I thought there was an emergency when the movie paused and the lights came on.

>>212290792
>so overrated

>>212286346 (OP)
i usually watch marvel movies at 1.5x speed

>>212290665
>Tfw my pisstracking data is sold to the highest bidder

>>212286603
Some people don't have friends so calling someone "friendo" comes off as ignorant :)

4chan can no longer detect a shitpost when they see it

>>212286346 (OP)
They should have screenings where they just get AI to read the plot summary from Wikipedia and thats the whole screening

>>212286346 (OP)
lmao i'm never going to set foot in a movie theater again