Is control abyss the most cucked craft right now
>spellboost fucks you over turn 10
>dirt summons 40 wards (also a decent matchup)
>face dragon can’t hit shit with intimidate
>ramp dragon you can’t out value their healing and draws
>sword completely destroys you
>forest makes your cerb and charon summon fairies
>haven is free wins but nobody plays it anymore
>aggro abyss the only deck you can beat easily
>portal can stall forever with alpha and beta clears your zombies
>puppets trade into all your stuff easily it’s impossible to get a board going

HAHAHAHA GET FUCKED HAVEN SISSY. YEAH I SUPER EVOLVED ANNE’S GOLEM FOR A 8 BARRIER SO YOU COULDNT OTK ME WITH YOUR TRANNY BIRDS IM BETTER THAN YOU IN EVERY CONVINCIBLE UNIVERSE

I don’t get the story why can’t Eumenides just copy herself into the gun and fire that instead of the source code