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7/5/2025, 4:30:32 AM
>>60582955
Your dogshit story doesn't mean god is real lmao.
>>60583227
>>60583234
>My dust-grandpa and rib-grandma ate the magic fruit 6,000 years ago so God cursed all the humans and animals to suffer forever but then he sent himself to earth as a human sacrifice to himself so he could give himself permission lift the curse he put and now you're saved if you believe in this Jewish fairytale and tithe 10% of your income to the church for life or else he's gonna burn you in the magic lava!
>And then Jesus said "I'll be right back" and then he didn't return and everyone said "Just give it 2 more weeks" and then he still didn't return and now 200,000 weeks later he still hasn't returned, but he's going to SOON. Trust the plan.
Your dogshit story doesn't mean god is real lmao.
>>60583227
>>60583234
>My dust-grandpa and rib-grandma ate the magic fruit 6,000 years ago so God cursed all the humans and animals to suffer forever but then he sent himself to earth as a human sacrifice to himself so he could give himself permission lift the curse he put and now you're saved if you believe in this Jewish fairytale and tithe 10% of your income to the church for life or else he's gonna burn you in the magic lava!
>And then Jesus said "I'll be right back" and then he didn't return and everyone said "Just give it 2 more weeks" and then he still didn't return and now 200,000 weeks later he still hasn't returned, but he's going to SOON. Trust the plan.
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