>>509229244
>Church compiles the Bible
>Church gets it's authority from the Bible
>Church teaches things not in the Bible
>Prots rebel against Church
>Prots now only believe in the Bible compiled by the Chruch
Christcuckery is so unintentionally funny.

>>508492641
>Lazarus walked around for years because mythology book sed so

Okay, faggot.

Two more weeks and Jesus returns, trus da plen.

>>508410419
Oh no, not the heckin' Yahweh worshippers!1!1!! Yeah, I don't care. 2000 more years, goys.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=rsI2dSgYYYg