ah the good old fashioned
>umm, ackschually, it is a service

A service has reasonable expectations for duration and expiry
>amusement park ticket
EXPLICITLY SPECIFIED PERIOD
>haircut
until service is completed
>tyre change
until service is completed
>subscriptions
EXPLICITLY SPECIFIED PERIOD
>videogames
article 1235 subsection 12b says we can terminate the service whenever we feel like it in the EULA you only have access to after purchase

all of these faggots need to be tied to the giant server mill and turn the wheel, and be whipped until they expire