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>sit at a table and sign stuff
>take photos and be told by people how much they love you while giving you money
>sleep in a great hotel
>work sitting down for 3 hours a day
>fly home first class with 250-500k

You wouldn't do this a few weekends a year? stop lying to yourself, anon.

If you nail down a few iconic franchises during a 5-10 year career run, you can basically live very comfortably doing this for the rest of your life. A-listers like Baldwin don't have to, but maybe he wants to cover for something, who knows.