>Alec Baldwin is officially at this stage of his career
Sad!

>7brap

>>213074586 (OP)
>>Alec Baldwin is officially at this stage of his career
after literally getting away with murder

>hey Butch Hartman, we put you next to the unapologetic murderer who killed a married woman with kids
>maybe we’ll check if he has a gun on him, maybe not

>>213074616
>>213074619
He did nothing wrong and is responsible for multiple kinos. He's done more than you ever will and that includes knowing how it feels to take a human life

>>213074586 (OP)
Life is just one big humiliation ritual for everyone. You prostrate yourself before others for money in one way or another and then one day your fucking heart stops beating and you die.

>>213074586 (OP)
Would he sign my prop gun?

>>213074586 (OP)
isnt that rust movie gonna come out soon

He has a million kids, an expensive non-earning wife, an expensive lifestyle, and his days of million dollar paychecks are over. His monthly nut has to be ridiculous. His legal stuff probably cost him a fortune, too.
Smart of him to rake in the easy cash.

>>213074634
>He did nothing wrong
based
fuck women

>>213074586 (OP)
His best kino is Rust-bts and it's not even mentioned on the poster

>>213074777
checked

Just getting that dough in for when he gets his next victim and has to pay breakfast to the families

>>213074586 (OP)
>sit at a table and sign stuff
>take photos and be told by people how much they love you while giving you money
>sleep in a great hotel
>work sitting down for 3 hours a day
>fly home first class with 250-500k

You wouldn't do this a few weekends a year? stop lying to yourself, anon.

If you nail down a few iconic franchises during a 5-10 year career run, you can basically live very comfortably doing this for the rest of your life. A-listers like Baldwin don't have to, but maybe he wants to cover for something, who knows.

>>213074586 (OP)
That fake Mexican wife of his is expensive

>>213075065
because pretending to like people and fake smiling is soul crushing to normal people

>>213075155
>nail down a few iconic franchises
which ones?

>>213074586 (OP)
They should sit him next to John Landis and Matthew Broderick

>>213074634
>He did nothing wrong
>"accidentally" shoot someone 11 times with a 6 shot revolver
>shoot witness once and tell them to keep their mouth shut or else

>>213074674
kek

>>213076394
he's shooting someone right now.

>>213075065
I was about to call you out on the pay thing, but seeing as this is Comic-Con International that's probably pretty close to what he's getting paid - and he's probably promoting some new project. Then you add in photo and signatures, he may walk away with seven figures all said and done.

>>213074586 (OP)
For him, it's probably a vanity thing. I doubt he's hard up for money. Some actors relish the attention. Trump (your gf and the reason you hate Baldwin so much) oth is sweating bullets due to Epstein list. He knows it's Elon funding the online campaign against him. Millions are now being paid to harp on this issue.

>>213074586 (OP)
After shooting that cinematographer dead he probably spent an enormous amount of money on legal expenses. He also became unemployable/uninsurable and he has TDS so he's in the same cesspit of untouchables as Ron Perlman etc

Jack Donaghy is still the best male comedic performance of the 21st century

>>213076889
I'm a homo so I've actually been at these things and many of them are surprisingly angry, like they look pissed at you for even asking for an autograph because. I suppose. They're pissed this is what their career has devolved to instead of being a superstar that never actually had to go near the unwashed masses.
do you really think Alec is gonna be humble and warm to all the schmucks actually entering his space? the guy can't go five minutes without getting into a fight with someone

>>213074616
>murder
he didn't intend to kill her

>>213077074
that's what you think

>>213074674
Just bring a picture of Helena

>>213076889
weird how democrats had 4 years to release any sort of career-ending information on Trump that they could find after they were doing all of the legal lawfare shit on him, and they couldn't find anything at all on him. You'd think they would find something on him with how they tried to take him down with shit like the Pee Pee tapes.

>named Alec Baldwin
>isn't bald

>>213074586 (OP)
Just don't ask him for a headshot.

>>213077253
He wins against the bald.

>>213074586 (OP)
I hope Trump finds himself one day

>>213074619
Bryce Pappenbrook will eviscerate Baldwin if he tries anything.

>>213074586 (OP)
I saw this post on twitter

>>213078250

>>213076889
With recent posting trends on this board I think it's funny because I can imagine you tearing up when Team America calls him a faggot.

>>213074586 (OP)
What a weird lineup. Dub voice actor, actor and cartoon creator all next to each other, you would think they would be sorted by category.

>>213074586 (OP)
>"Come and get an autograph from the actor who literally shot someone dead."

>>213074586 (OP)
>when they sit you between cartoon voice actors
hjahahahaha oh god

>>213074586 (OP)
Glengarry Glen Ross was kino
He does seem like a real cunt, but in a strange way that just makes me like him more

Bro if you wanne see sad, go watch this podcast that is specifically for old has been actors. Its brutal. You can see their sadness. They know its over

https://www.youtube.com/@stillherehollywood

>>213079058
>https://www.youtube.com/@stillherehollywood
bottom right looks familiar

>>213079058
Watching has-beens wax poetic about the old days is sad in every form, but with Hollywood stars it's truly pathetic. They'll go on and on about "the method" and being fawned over by even bigger stars and how their work touched lives, when it's like, nigga, you were famous for doing funny sounding fag and foreigner voices.

>>213079058
tzi ma is based

>>213075201
That's what literally every retail job is. Quit admitting you're unemployed.

>>213074586 (OP)
Can I get him to sign a confession? Asking for no particular reason

>>213074586 (OP)
Any of you have the balls to ask him how it feels to murder another human being?

>>213074586 (OP)
It'll be funny as fuck when he's got a line of 1000 people waiting to get their revolver signed.

>>213076889
>I doubt he's hard up for money.
Nicholas Cage was in every fucking movie for like a decade and had to file for bankruptcy. Surprisingly, actors tend to be stupid and will go broke unless they actually take care of their wealth.

Hey Alec, do you mind?

>>213079058
>Gail O'Grady
I will forever be mad she never got to be Sue Storm.

Erika's arms
single mom
knock me over with a feather

>>213074586 (OP)
What do you think him and Butch Hartman are gonna talk about..
Will this be in his reality tv show, The Baldwins?

shout outs to my main ronrey boy rocco botte aka fatsnax aka whatareyebuyin aka dictionary manchild aka kojimas right hand man

>>213079058
>alfred molina

>>213074586 (OP)
>second project on the list is BOSS BABY
kek

>>213074619
To be fair she was russian or something

>>213081626
>SNL is listed
when you don't want to admit you're a glorified SNL castmember, you pull a Baldwin

>>213074586 (OP)
wtf, did his lawyer fees fuck him up that much? Or was he always just nigga rich and blew all his millions?

>>213076368
He was the first Jack Ryan and he was in some of the Mission Impossible movies.

>>213081720
how much is he charging?

>>213076889
>stars doing celebrity zoo signing at nerdcons is an ego thing
no lol

>>213081733
no one watched any Jack Ryan or MI movies for him