I found my dad's amerture homemade gay porn collection from 30 years ago. I confronted my mom about it and apparently he was a full blown fag before he met her and decided he wanted kids. They've been divorced a while and now i think i know why, he prefers men. He's had a few casual female hookups since the divorce but i wouldn't be surprised if he's getting dick on the side.
I'm being serious when I say this is the most horrifying news of my life and wish i could deneuralize myself and forget this completely. I genuinely have no idea how to cope.

>expecting me to fuck with my BIOS and potentially brick my system just to play the beta
Just when I thought EA couldn't get any worse. Eat shit. That's not a game, it's malware.