For the last few summers I've been wearing boring black swim trunks and a rash guard, but this summer I have a bf and he said I wasn't allowed anymore of that 'bullshit.' He bought me a really cute realtree camo set and although it was rlly scary at first, he took me to the queer beach and nobody looked or cared! I've done it a few times now and today I did it at a normal beach with one of my friends and its so fun! I feel like I finally am a real girl...
What's stopping you, anonette?

As a boymoder, i hate normies who are obsessed with the beaches. I really don't understand beachfags. What the hell is good of going to the beach and doing nothing interesting there??? Summers are horrible already why make it worse?? I cannot go outside without feeling that I am roasting and getting skin cancer. It is so goddamn hot that you get all sweaty and icky. The parking and the people are horrible, and there is never a bathroom nearby. The sand gets everywhere, and you take it home with you. I just don't understand what is the appeal of going to the beach with a bunch of boomermoids with bear bellies and burnt skins looking at you. I hate normies soo much. I don't give a fuck about going to Spain or Hawaii. I want to go to Iceland.

will you ever go swimming again?