>>81962055
I feel you man, dicks are fucking weirdass blood balloons. Sometimes mine's hanging at five inches with really droopy balls. Other times it looks like half a roll of dimes and my nuts are so high and tight it makes my flaccid dick look like an erect micropenis.
Hard size varies the same way. Super nervous and/or on certain drugs? Four inch boner. In good health and really horny? A little over seven inches NBP.
It's like my crotch magically morphs a new penis for me at random, it's nuts.