>relics set up with lightning damage on ironeye, though im prepared to switch
>randoms lock down wylder and FUCKING GUARDIAN
>game starts, guardian doesn't even have duration on skill relics, struggles to do damage at all
>i mostly follow pings
>at some point i need to hit the mines to upgrade my lightning bow to +2
>i ping it, they ignore the ping even though it's on the way
>lose time because i need to do it alone
>they ping-spam me, and push into noklateo by themselves
>find them stuck on astel because neither of them can damage him
>wylder gets mindbroken and starts using the reddit bell while the chicken holds his shield and achieves nothing
>im here so we can finally do damage and we kill him
>we go to night 2 boss, me and wylder kill him while guardian just blocks against solders he can never kill
well, we made it this far. let's check out what they have that i missed
>wylder has Dragon King's Cragblade, nice even though a thrusting sword would go better on guardian
>guardian has a fucking blue halberd with nothing
>wylder gives him a blue lightning greatsword he had gotten before
that greatsword could've been a purple if you guys followed me 30 seconds into the mines. and you could've given guardian the cragblade. whatever.
>we go into fulghor
>no one does absolutely any damage but me
>i get focused all the time because im the only one doing damage
>i tryhard and sweat and actually manage to do lots of damage, and we always break the boss holy spears from the ground
>guardian just holds shield
>wylder gets completely mindbroken and starts spamming the reddit bell again
why me?
>they go down multiple times, i'm alone
>i hold on but go down too, boss has little health left
>we have noklateo's buff, we get back up
>they both ult and we win
they must feel so proud for doing the last hit on a boss i whittled down by myself
anyhow, got everdark fulghor first try
guardian players, don't @ me