>backing down a slight hill
>get momentum
>jam it ahead
>plastic wheels spin on the gravel and asphalt
>still moving backward
>steer to avoid backing into the ditch
>the wheels catch up
>start moving back uphill
>press some fake buttons that don't move
>pick up the Barbie phone

I'm on my way.

Hear me out, try hiding nothing at all. Like when you wake up type into google search things like "Hi! Good Morning, hope you slept well. I'll be having a quick brekkie at the usual bagel stand!"

Totally anticipate their efforts and invite them to learn more. Say out loud "so what do you wanna watch?" while you scroll through youtube or whatever.

Write down on a piece of paper "I loved that song on repeat at the shop today! TY <3" and hang it up in your window.

See what changes?

I used to be A40, but I'm A30 now that I'm old enough to know there is no use in trying.