Thread 11499301

Am I the only one who thinks children's electric cars are retarded? Why not just by your kid a bicycle?

>>11499301 (OP)
Can't do this with a bicycle.

>>11499301 (OP)
because you want kids to be fat, lazy and weak.

>>11499301 (OP)
Yes, you are. As a little kid, I loved cruising down the block on my Powerwheels (3-wheeled) motorcycle. That old thing got sold decades ago when I outgrew it, but it was a fun kids’ vehicle in my early years.

>>11499301 (OP)
Yes you are. You can ride a bike when you get older. But a car as a kid? That's street cred, right there. You can also drive a car as an adult, but EVERYONE does that.

>>11499301 (OP)
LoL you are a faggot
uncle got me a fucking Ferrari 641 F1 while all it could be seen around were those not-jeep-wranglers.
It was magnificent! Everyfucking one turned their heads from adults to kids, even today all i see are your pic related and they suck dicks.
Today the thing is still stored in my garage, it doesn't work, there are broken parts but i'll rather beat the fuck out of anyone wanting to take it from me than throw it way

>>11499301 (OP)
>kid sees you driving a car all the time and wants to be like you
>buy them a bike instead
you're a bad father

>Just get a bike!
Faggot.

When i was a kid i had a pink Barbie 4 wheeler and it was the coolest shit ever. Pic related, pretty sure it was the one i had as a kid.

>>11499301 (OP)
So I assume you bike everywhere instead of driving a car like a retard

>backing down a slight hill
>get momentum
>jam it ahead
>plastic wheels spin on the gravel and asphalt
>still moving backward
>steer to avoid backing into the ditch
>the wheels catch up
>start moving back uphill
>press some fake buttons that don't move
>pick up the Barbie phone

I'm on my way.

>>11499301 (OP)
Always saw rich kids with them. The battery sucked. The were slow. The plastic was shit. Afte a while the kid gets bored and you have this massive toy left out in the rain.

every kid i knew that had these were massive cunts and i hated them

>>11499301 (OP)
Because these can only be used at one point in their lives

>>11499301 (OP)
> Am I the only one who
If you have to ask like this, then yes. You are the only person in the world with an extremely popular opinion

>>11499319
>Buy your kids a bicycle (vehicle that requires effort to use)
>YOU WANT KIDS TO BE FAT AND LAZY
Are you retarded, anon?

>>11512430
You misunderstood

>>11502224
I inherited one of these from my older sister and it was actually sturdier and better quality than the camo one I had. I guess back then big companies actually made higher quality.

>>11508591
>They were slow
Just pointing out that kids are terrible drivers and have very little value for life.

>>11499301 (OP)
I wanted one because street cred. My parents hated spending money on their kids, so we settled for staying inside all day playing the two games we owned for the N64