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7/1/2025, 4:43:45 PM
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For chuds? When they continue to spout the same lies and exaggerations since pre-release. Musa cuckshit, unskippable 30 minute long gay sex scene, bottom Henry (lol), you know, the usual stuff.
For fujos? Headcanons, mischaracterizations, and misconceptions passed as canon. A few off the top of my head from what I've seen on shitter and tumblr.
>Theresa is a bitch (Haven't played KCD1 or just hate her because she's gets in the way of Hansry)
>Hans is a spoiled naive bitch with no empathy whatsoever (Ignores all character development from both games)
>Godwin is a wholesome bro (You didn't play KCD1 or see KCD2 outside of cutscenes)
>Dry Devil is a hecking crazy cool bro who is best friends with Henry (Other anons have already got into it so I won't)
>Hans is fluent in Italian (He literally says Godwin taught him instead of Brabant)
>Hans had a concussion after Nebakov and was incapacitated for hours (He's already sitting up by the time Henry beats Zizka, he shit talks Istvan 10 minutes later and plays fucking dice with Henry after)
>Erik is a wholesome chungus who did nothing wrong to Henry directly so Henry's hate for him is malicious and uncalled for (I know you faggots did not play KCD1)
>Hans is capable of topping (lol)
>KCD1 Henry is a wholesome innocent baby who hates violence and mean things (Henry is bloodthirsty as fuck in KCD1 and bashes Runt's head into the ground until it's a pancake)
>Hanush is a wholesome cool uncle to Hans (Didn't play either of the games 100% confirmed)
>Hans's mother is alive and he had a good childhood (They saw a screenshot from KCD1 where his mom is mentioned, didn't play KCD2 where it got retconned)
>Henry's Skalitz friends aren't mentioned in KCD2 (They can all be mentioned in multiple side quests, the guards from Skalitz are literally there)
>Black Bartosch is canon if you romance Hans (Kill yourself)
>Black Bartosch fucks for 9 hours (The sex time with Widow Johanka is the same, they fuck for an hour then sleep)
For chuds? When they continue to spout the same lies and exaggerations since pre-release. Musa cuckshit, unskippable 30 minute long gay sex scene, bottom Henry (lol), you know, the usual stuff.
For fujos? Headcanons, mischaracterizations, and misconceptions passed as canon. A few off the top of my head from what I've seen on shitter and tumblr.
>Theresa is a bitch (Haven't played KCD1 or just hate her because she's gets in the way of Hansry)
>Hans is a spoiled naive bitch with no empathy whatsoever (Ignores all character development from both games)
>Godwin is a wholesome bro (You didn't play KCD1 or see KCD2 outside of cutscenes)
>Dry Devil is a hecking crazy cool bro who is best friends with Henry (Other anons have already got into it so I won't)
>Hans is fluent in Italian (He literally says Godwin taught him instead of Brabant)
>Hans had a concussion after Nebakov and was incapacitated for hours (He's already sitting up by the time Henry beats Zizka, he shit talks Istvan 10 minutes later and plays fucking dice with Henry after)
>Erik is a wholesome chungus who did nothing wrong to Henry directly so Henry's hate for him is malicious and uncalled for (I know you faggots did not play KCD1)
>Hans is capable of topping (lol)
>KCD1 Henry is a wholesome innocent baby who hates violence and mean things (Henry is bloodthirsty as fuck in KCD1 and bashes Runt's head into the ground until it's a pancake)
>Hanush is a wholesome cool uncle to Hans (Didn't play either of the games 100% confirmed)
>Hans's mother is alive and he had a good childhood (They saw a screenshot from KCD1 where his mom is mentioned, didn't play KCD2 where it got retconned)
>Henry's Skalitz friends aren't mentioned in KCD2 (They can all be mentioned in multiple side quests, the guards from Skalitz are literally there)
>Black Bartosch is canon if you romance Hans (Kill yourself)
>Black Bartosch fucks for 9 hours (The sex time with Widow Johanka is the same, they fuck for an hour then sleep)
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