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7/25/2025, 3:20:37 AM
>Meanwhile, on Earth...
>Lucy loves soccer, perhaps a little too much
>Whenever a game with England is on, the television will be on that, no ifs, ands, or buts about it
>She's a screamer, too
>Not in bed, just at the T.V.
>Frequently she'll yell or cheer for England's team, depending on if they're winning or losing
>"Cam on, England! Score some fahking goals!
>Today, they were losing against Germany
>She usually has a very posh British accent, but when angry or excited it becomes much less refined
>Meanwhile, Cerberus opened a portal to the Abyss
>Beel comes up to the portal wearing the German soccer uniform
>She likes to wear the uniform of whoever is playing against England, just to piss Lucy off
>She whistles and says "yoo-hoo, Lucy! Look over here, I have a surprise!"
>Lucy looks over to the portal
>Smugbug.jpg
>Lucy gets incredibly angry
>So angry that steam is literally coming out of her ears
>The announcer on T.V. then says that Germany scored a goal
>One hour later...
>You get back from the grocery store and go inside
>The entire house is destroyed
>There are multiple fires, the couch is ripped up, and the middle of the room has a huge scorch mark
>The T.V. is somehow alright
>Beel is still nervously laughing, Cerberus left ground zero a while ago, and Lucy is on the ground, screaming into the floor
>It sounds something like, "FOCKING ENGLUND! ALL THEY 'AD TO DO WAS DEFEND THE GOAL! STOP LAUGHING AT ME, YOU CUNT!"
>It's gonna take a while to calm her down this time
>She really loves her footy
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>Lucy loves soccer, perhaps a little too much
>Whenever a game with England is on, the television will be on that, no ifs, ands, or buts about it
>She's a screamer, too
>Not in bed, just at the T.V.
>Frequently she'll yell or cheer for England's team, depending on if they're winning or losing
>"Cam on, England! Score some fahking goals!
>Today, they were losing against Germany
>She usually has a very posh British accent, but when angry or excited it becomes much less refined
>Meanwhile, Cerberus opened a portal to the Abyss
>Beel comes up to the portal wearing the German soccer uniform
>She likes to wear the uniform of whoever is playing against England, just to piss Lucy off
>She whistles and says "yoo-hoo, Lucy! Look over here, I have a surprise!"
>Lucy looks over to the portal
>Smugbug.jpg
>Lucy gets incredibly angry
>So angry that steam is literally coming out of her ears
>The announcer on T.V. then says that Germany scored a goal
>One hour later...
>You get back from the grocery store and go inside
>The entire house is destroyed
>There are multiple fires, the couch is ripped up, and the middle of the room has a huge scorch mark
>The T.V. is somehow alright
>Beel is still nervously laughing, Cerberus left ground zero a while ago, and Lucy is on the ground, screaming into the floor
>It sounds something like, "FOCKING ENGLUND! ALL THEY 'AD TO DO WAS DEFEND THE GOAL! STOP LAUGHING AT ME, YOU CUNT!"
>It's gonna take a while to calm her down this time
>She really loves her footy
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