>>16703035
>How do you do this properly without getting everyone killed?

1st-
ram it into a the jaws of a reaLLy big sHark
2nd-
get out your 30 cal .30-06 rifle (no wussy .308s allowed)
3rd-
SHOOT it several times

If it doesn't eXPLode, your sub is good to dive-dive-dive
-but you're going to need a bigger boat...